Originally posted by Race Jace
Saturday night for me consisted of me and Chris bsing watching all of the buick guys gamble in the casino. I think we were having a better time than the gamblers too! don't you think chris?
Depends. If the gamblers lost then yes we did and if they won then no we didn't....lol.
After watching the gamblers for awhile Jason and I wandered off to find Jon, Craig and Jack talking with Nick at the bar. Just as we arrived Nick got one of those drink cherries stuck in his throat. He was trying to get a breath but the cherry was stuck in his windpipe and he started to turn blue.
At this point Jon sees what's happening and yells to Craig,
"Hey, Nick's not breathing. We have to give him artificial insemnation."
Immediately Craig screams,
"Not artificial insemnation, you idiot, we need REAL insemnation."
Nick heard this, and with his last breath he whispered,
"No, no not insemnation, (gasp)....I need mouth to mouth recusitation."
"Okay," quickly responded Jack, I'll do it. But how far down your throat do I shove my tongue?"