JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[usetaboost]

Nom-nom-nom! Lol

 

[INEEDAGN]

I am not a writer but i will try to put it into words. There are 2 empty bottles of jack in the same trash can and my wife is out picking up a third. It is monday night.

 

[we4Mateo]

Crown and Coke for the wife and myself tonight. We're both unemployed for the next couple of months! Although I worked today kinda, so that's not entirely true.

 

[INEEDAGN]

So tonight. Wife and I got the kids to sleep early......got a lil liquored up.....got in the hot tub for awhile.....got out....and proceeded to fold the shit outta the laundry pile....

We talked about doing the nasty, but we did that last night and decided we are too old to be doing that 2 nights in a row.

It's the beginning of the end

 

[INEEDAGN]

BTW evan williams is pretty damn decent cheap liquor. ANd to think I almost bought another half of mccormick..

 

[we4Mateo]

Let me tell you somethin' about you that you don't know...(drunkin' slurring)

 

[usetaboost]

So tonight. Wife and I got the kids to sleep early......got a lil liquored up.....got in the hot tub for awhile.....got out....and proceeded to fold the shit outta the laundry pile....

We talked about doing the nasty, but we did that last night and decided we are too old to be doing that 2 nights in a row.

It's the beginning of the end

Only took 6 months to get to that point.

 

[INEEDAGN]

So tonight. Wife and I got the kids to sleep early......got a lil liquored up.....got in the hot tub for awhile.....got out....and proceeded to fold the shit outta the laundry pile....

We talked about doing the nasty, but we did that last night and decided we are too old to be doing that 2 nights in a row.

It's the beginning of the end

EDIT: Nevermind

 

[we4Mateo]

WTF! It's unamerican to not post anything here since Wednesday. You pussies just watching Major League w/ your thang out or what? (I was recently inspired to rewatch Major League, hence the reference).

Later!

 

[turbonut85]

Lick balls

 

[austinibew145]

You guys always talk about old people stuff. I want to have kid fun!!

 

[turbonut85]

You guys always talk about old people stuff. I want to have kid fun!!

Me too!! I wanna have kid fun!! Lol

 

[usetaboost]

I just wanna put my thing in things.

 

[usetaboost]

Is that too much to ask for? I think not. The usetaboost appreciates things that are free. Its the little things....

 

[turbonut85]

I just wanna put my thing in things.

Hairy buttholes?? Gross.

 

[usetaboost]

Not all types of holes are applicable.

 

[INEEDAGN]

"kid fun" is a broad topic. some of which arent so appropriate
fuggin cimmmanon whiskey....

 

[INEEDAGN]

aaaahhhahahahahahahahahahahaha autocorrect can lick my nuts here! lolololololololololololololol

 

[INEEDAGN]

Ihadto come back and check what id just posted

 

[austinibew145]

Fleshlight... @ usetagetsome