JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[turbonut85]

View attachment 228794 Pictures are worth a thousand words..

Nah...only three words....: TURBO FARM WEST

 

[INEEDAGN]

At first I feared the liquor store was closed because there were no cars out front. Then I remembered, it's 9:30 on a Wednesday night

 

[we4Mateo]

At first I feared the liquor store was closed because there were no cars out front. Then I remembered, it's 9:30 on a Wednesday night

But that won't stop you! Or me. My wife and I are draining a bottle of Crown...

 

[austinibew145]

Yesterday I enjoyed turtle milk. A guy off the web told me how to milk a turtle. I'll tell you what it was amazing. Thanks to my new buddy charley. He has been milking turtles for a few years now. The list of recipes he has is mind blowing. Reminds me of bubbagump shrimp. One of these days I am going to milk polzin

 

[INEEDAGN]

Out of nowhere my daughter said "boys like girls that drive grand nationals". Wife corrected her and said "no, boys apparently like boys that drive grand nationals"

 

[INEEDAGN]

I can tell you already that this particular half gallon won't live to see payday.

 

[we4Mateo]

^^^^^winner

 

[usetaboost]

 

[austinibew145]

I don't know it this is the time, or place... But let me take a selfy...

 

[usetaboost]

So uh, I'm going to look at a moostain tomorrow. COnvertible, auto, gay, so it should fit right in. (that's what I said, because it's "not big")

 

[INEEDAGN]

Telling your wife to get nipple rings has a completely different meaning when you are in your thirties

 

[usetaboost]

Fail

 

[INEEDAGN]

Thursday night drinkin' bitches! Who's with me?

 

[we4Mateo]

Crickets...

I made it to Nashville! Turbo Farm South to begin wrenching today as I need to replace my kirban checkvalve in my pcv with the us plastics one. I don't think mine is sucking enough right now!

 

[usetaboost]

Smoke out the breathers?

 

[jdpolzin]

Smoke out the breathers? Thats what i feel like right now riding home from work with two guys that like to chain smoke.

 

[austinibew145]

Polzin was skiing on the way home from work... I didn't get an invite

 

[turbonut85]

11:40 pm.......how full is your drink??

 

[jdpolzin]

Crickets...

I made it to Nashville! Turbo Farm South to begin wrenching today as I need to replace my kirban checkvalve in my pcv with the us plastics one. I don't think mine is sucking enough right now!

Replace a Kirban part, NO WAY!!!!!

 

[we4Mateo]

With the starter not working, I get to really get going on it! Too bad I have no f'ing tools here! Welcome to Nashville my bitch of a Buick. At least it got me here and not stranded along the road somewhere.