You Know You Drive A Turbo Buick When...

[groumoutis]

The only people brave enough to rev their engine at you are heading in the opposite direction.

 

[TurboTnZ06]

When you buy new parts, you add 2 more for future repairs. I just bought 3 governor springs to fix one.

 

[justcrusin']

You know you own a Buick when it takes a whole 30 seconds to put the window up.

 

[SPOOLFOOL2]

You think 4000 miles is a long time for your tires to last.

 

[turboc87gn]

After doing a burnout you can no longer see your passenger!!!!!

 

[TurboTGuy]

When I bought a Grand National in 1986 my father said to me;

"Son, your alligator mouthed dreams will ALWAYS manage to out spend your canary assed wallet........"

My father was brilliant!

 

[turbo39151]

It just struck me today....

You know you drive a Turbo Buick when .... you spend more time on TurboBuick.com than in your Turbo Buick!

 

[jpratt]

It just struck me today....

You know you drive a Turbo Buick when .... you spend more time on TurboBuick.com than in your Turbo Buick!

So true

 

[SPOOLFOOL2]

You actually try to get cought at a red light, so you can be the first to leave it.

Then hope a motorcycle comes up between the cars so you'll have somthing fair to race.

 

[groumoutis]

When people only recognize the back of your car!

 

[3-5.0]

...Its still referred to as a late model even though its 25+yrs old. (actually this happens to most 80's cars but I thought I'd throw it in here).

 

[turbo nasty]

When you have a spare 2004r built waiting.

 

[justcrusin']

You know you own a Turbo Buick when you keep a track quality tire gauge on floor behind the driver seat.

 

[silky johnson]

when every black guy in the ghetto asks u if u got a 350 under the hood

 

[chopped39]

When your on the side of the road waiting for a tow truck I dont think I have seen this one yet

 

[map 87 gn]

... when you hear "squeaking sounds" coming from the dashboard.
OK that is for all Buicks but still

 

[justcrusin']

You know you own a turbo Buick when you drive around with a helmet in your car.

 

[turbo nasty]

when every black guy in the ghetto asks u if u got a 350 under the hood

ALways asked...
U wanna sell it?

What dat is??
A riggell or Kutliss?

Oh dat one o dem dat got dat turbo

LOL

 

[silky johnson]

ALways asked...
U wanna sell it?

What dat is??
A riggell or Kutliss?

Oh dat one o dem dat got dat turbo

LOL

Dam that monte sounds crazy.. Lol

 

[Speed_Dreamin']

....when you spend $80 on 10 gallons of race fuel to run mid 12's
....when your car has the appearance of a fast car, but runs mid 12's