You Know You Drive A Turbo Buick When...

[charlief1]

You know you drive a turbo Buick when...

The guy at the gas station asks why your monty has V6 emblems and that funny hood bulge on it.

The guy at the strip want's to know why your monte has that weird looking thing attached to the little engine.

 

[jimmymack87gn]

your car & your wallet are broke

 

[SPOOLFOOL2]

your lightly modded car, gets thrown out of the track for going too fast.

 

[broke]

You know you drive a buick when the state police say this one is on me cuz they like the car

 

[1BADTT]

When u get your azz handed to ya..

 

[Dukesie79]

when people ask why there is a Jiffy Lube sign under the hood.

 

[groumoutis]

You see a brick and it reminds you of your car.

 

[nonova0074]

your wife says " A regal, my grandpa had a Regal. So glad you spent all this money on a grandpa mobile"

 

[oliver12]

your girlfriend or wife see's you on the computer and says really your ordering more car parts?

 

[Underboost]

Your buddy says to his girlfriend "YOU GOTTA GO FOR A RIDE IN THAT THING"!!!! Then she does... "And Cries"

 

[TurboBuRick]

When the police give you the thumbs up.

 

[Chuck Leeper]

You start the engine and a smile cannot be held back.

Finish the title sentence

When you make sure you never leave home without your AAA card!

 

[turbo39151]

You know you drive a turbo Buick when...

...you have or have had more than one at any given time.

...even the "fast" cars avoid you on the street.

...you're more concerned about the car's insurance than your own.

...your primary concern while shopping for real estate is garage space.

...you still dread having to remove any of the turbo, intercooler or throttle body hoses because you finally got them on there just right.

...you think that manual windows are probably faster than power ones.

 

[Rebel]

Your buddy at the track says: "I see you've joined the thousand dollar a week club"

 

[Gnx6]

When the police give you the thumbs up.

I've actually had that happen once. I asked him if he wanted to run for pinks, he laughed pretty hard. He seemed cool and had a good sense of humor.

 

[gngeorge]

when driving a turbo regal or T type people ask if thats a fake grand national

 

[gngeorge]

when you pull up to a red light at a busy intersection along side a van load of police officers,have a 15 minute talk to one officer who owns one,and nobody behind you honks the horn!

 

[Travon]

When you hit 2nd gear and your rear end wants to be the front

 

[TurboBuRick]

When you hit 2nd gear and your rear end wants to be the front

I remember feeling tough getting 2nd gear chirps with the old small block Chevy Camaro. LOL!

 

[Lil Truck]

Your running low 11's with all the stock parts !!! TSA!