JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[we4Mateo]

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That's right!

 

[jdpolzin]

"In the ear"!!!!!!!!!

 

[we4Mateo]

"In the ear"!!!!!!!!!

The old Shinshe Shinshe

 

[turbonut85]

Around the butthole?

 

[we4Mateo]

Around the butthole?

There's an ancient Chinese proverb that I can't remember for that one

 

[austinibew145]

Oh, crap... You guys are awesome. The only thing worse than the thread, is the conversation. If I didn't know you loved me, I would think you didn't like me.

 

[INEEDAGN]

It's funny. There was a point in my life when I was genuinely afraid that my wife and kids were going to send me to an early grave. Now I'm pissed because I realize I'm not that fucking lucky.

 

[usetaboost]

Having to get up and go to work knowing that your routine will start and end the same every day is punishment enough.

 

[we4Mateo]

Still better than not getting up.

 

[INEEDAGN]

Still better than not getting up.

Depends on when you ask me...

 

[usetaboost]

Or not getting it up

 

[jdpolzin]

Getting it up is awesome!

 

[usetaboost]

But knocking it down is way more fun

 

[we4Mateo]

Who's getting it up or knocking it down tonight?

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[INEEDAGN]

I'm knocking down wallpaper in the kitchen.

 

[INEEDAGN]

And drinking the free bottle of ancient age

 

[usetaboost]

You fucker. You keep that workin on the house stuff to yourself. I fixed the tub and put a new shower head on. That should buy me a few weeks.

 

[austinibew145]

Just get in your car, and meet me in Vegas.

 

[usetaboost]

But I'm low on gas and you need a jacket

 

[INEEDAGN]

I fixed the shower head because my wife got pissed at the kids and broke the old one. I told her she owes me $40 worth of "shower head"