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Subject: John Deere tractor...funny
>>> Cletus was passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in
>>> the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of
>>> an old green John Deere tractor.
>>>
>>> Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first
>>> the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his
>>> shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move,
>>> lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid
>>> shirt.
>>>
>>> Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his
>>> stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from
>>> his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
>>>
>>> Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck're ya doing,
>>> Billy Bob?"
>>>
>>> "Good Lord, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously
>>> embarrassed Billy Bob.
>>>
>>> "But me 'n the ol' lady been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom
>>> department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
>>>
>>> [Don't make me come "splain" this to you! Read the last line again, slowly.]
Subject: John Deere tractor...funny
>>> Cletus was passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in
>>> the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of
>>> an old green John Deere tractor.
>>>
>>> Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first
>>> the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his
>>> shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move,
>>> lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid
>>> shirt.
>>>
>>> Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his
>>> stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from
>>> his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
>>>
>>> Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck're ya doing,
>>> Billy Bob?"
>>>
>>> "Good Lord, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously
>>> embarrassed Billy Bob.
>>>
>>> "But me 'n the ol' lady been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom
>>> department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
>>>
>>> [Don't make me come "splain" this to you! Read the last line again, slowly.]
