JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[turbonut85]

Work work work.....that is for the birds.

 

[INEEDAGN]

If he wants to lend you a hand, make sure it's a right hand. cause having two left hands is about like a dancer having two left feet.


too soon?

 

[turbonut85]

Onl

If he wants to lend you a hand, make sure it's a right hand. cause having two left hands is about like a dancer having two left feet.


too soon?

Only they would be hands....not feet.....but ya, kinda like that....

 

[INEEDAGN]

 

[austinibew145]

You guys do text a lot. I'll bet we would have crashed the server if we directed all of our bs this way. Having said that. We do have fun, and in small circles, we are less likely to hurt people's feelings. I know there are a few funny videos that we could have shared with the community... But... Well... Drunk guys are dicks!! Hell who knows people might respond positively to it. I think we have more fun making each other look bad. Now no one leaves there computer logged in or there phone laying around. My last late night thought if you're still reading. I am going to fix up T.F.E.W.W.E. and unload it. Time to put polzins words of wisdom to use. Stop existing and use my mad skills to get "ahead". Shit I'll be driving a corvette in no time. Lol don't let that happen. Anyway... Lets get the shit cleared out and start project existence! Life is good bitches

 

[turbonut85]

My dome hurts

 

[usetaboost]

I don't know what the fuck you just said kid, but it hit me, right here

 

[usetaboost]

Hmm, can't use Smiley's on mobile. Another joke ruined by these bad ass updates.

 

[turbonut85]

I can.....

 

[usetaboost]

Lick'em. I was doin it when you post that. Have a nice day. Oh, did I mention I don't have to work today?.

 

[turbonut85]

I might haveta work today....but I'm not doin shit today.....

 

[usetaboost]

Wish I could say that. Im about halfway on the garage. When that is done I'm gonna finish tearing down the 455 and push the white car inside and work on making it run and be road worthy.

 

[we4Mateo]

All I know is that DUI Steve is WAY cooler than that cat bitch...

 

[usetaboost]

Dui Steve is a fuckin pimp. He should take Obamas place.

 

[austinibew145]

Who?

 

[we4Mateo]

Who?

THE usetaboost changed his sig finally and got rid of that annoying cat lady. Need to be on a pc to see it.

 

[usetaboost]

My phone shows it. Man, this new site is fucking my vibe up. Too much weird shit. Wish it was never changed. I fear change.

 

[INEEDAGN]

We can't decide what we want to do tonight, so we decided to get drunk and play Nintendo. Life is good.

 

[INEEDAGN]

We're going to be drunk, naked, on the Nintendo, hot tub and probably each other in no particular order, possibly simultaneously

 

[austinibew145]

Oh yea, stupid sig pic's