Your best pick up line...rattle em off

[Ms. FastNasty]

So I was at the bar the past weekend having a couple martinis with the girls when some random guy comes up and starts chatting with us. After about an hour, the guy looks at me and says "so, how do you want me to cook your eggs in the morning". REEEAAALLLLLYYYYY?!?!?!

Just curious what pick up lines some of you have used...I know there's got to be some good ones out there (hopefully not as lame as this one). BTW...he did NOT get to make my eggs the next morning. :biggrin:

 

[QuickBuick87]

Well I tried......No, just kidding it wasn't me. And yes, that was pretty lame!

 

[rmar]

Is that a mirror in your pants, cause I can see myself in em.....

Now that is bad........ This is what Ty tried on me.......:biggrin::biggrin:

 

[Ms. FastNasty]

Is that a mirror in your pants, cause I can see myself in em.....

Now that is bad........ This is what Ty tried on me.......:biggrin::biggrin:

That is bad...did it work? ha ha ha ha ha

 

[notacarlo]

Nice shoes, wanna F____?

 

[22lbChevelle]

I'm rich.

 

[toofastforyou]

"I might be drunk...but you're ugly. Tomorrow, I won't be drunk anymore, BUT you'll still be ugly!"

Claude. :biggrin:

 

[notacarlo]

I'm Ty.

 

[Ms. FastNasty]

"I might be drunk...but you're ugly. Tomorrow, I won't be drunk anymore, BUT you'll still be ugly!"

Claude. :biggrin:

Um, is that a pick up line, or a way to get an ugly girl to quit talking to you??? lol Seems counter productive.

 

[GNVenom]

1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

5) You must be a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you.

6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

 

[Ms. FastNasty]

1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

5) You must be a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you.

6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

You're single, aren't you??? lol...those were funny! :tongue:

 

[GNVenom]

Actually those are conventional redneck pickup lines. There are thousands of them. Seems people just have too much time on their hands...

 

[DJ Red Barron]

1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

5) You must be a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you.

6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

ROTFL!





Let's see... I usually go with...

Guy: Tickle your ass with a feather?
Girl: What?!
Guy: I said, particularly nice weather.
Girl: Why yes... I think so.


Of course, after I've had a few too many, I tend to screw it up.

Guy: Hey baby, wanna f--k?!
Girl: What?!
Guy: Think it'll rain?!

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

Is that a mirror in your pants, cause I can see myself in em.....

Now that is bad........ This is what Ty tried on me.......:biggrin::biggrin:

It didnt work:tongue:

Nice shoes, wanna F____?

Instant classic:biggrin:

I'm Ty.

Not gonna get ya very far

Once I used, "you must have an onion ass, it brings a tear to my eye"

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

In Texas


The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means there's more room for your tongue:biggrin:

 

[Dwayne]

Candy little girl...............want some candy !?

 

[Ms. FastNasty]

Candy little girl...............want some candy !?

Somehow I don't doubt that you've used this...not for one second...lmao

 

[Slow91z]

candy little girl...............want some candy !?

oh wow that's wrong!!! Lol

 

[Slow91z]

Personal fav

I've got a beer.....Wanna do me??

Classic Beavis and Butt-Head.

 

[Dwayne]

Somehow I don't doubt that you've used this...not for one second...lmao

It works too !