nonova0074
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you try to get the ups delivery before your wife does, so she doesnt see what you bought
You Know You Drive A Turbo Buick When...
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84sithlord
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your trunk is full of spare parts...just in case.
Not to spoil your thread, but I lifted this from here years ago.....
You might own a Buick if......
*Race prepping your car means turning off the ac.
*You have a "Big is Beautiful" license plate holder.
*You have safety harnesses instead of seat belts for five occupants.
*You only have to be careful of traffic AHEAD of you when you merge onto the Interstate
*Your race car has never been on a trailer.
*You think anything less than a 455 is a small block.
*You won't race motorcycles because it isn't fair . . . to them!
*You've ever had to take a different route because of bridge weight limits.
*You plan road trips from gas station to gas station.
*Your wife's car runs 12s.
*You painted your riding lawnmower black and turbocharged it.
*You think 5000 pound cars and stationwagons are great dragstrip material.
*The wrecker service calls you when they get their rigs stuck.
*You have heard the phrase "That's a Buick!? from more than 5 punk kids
in Daddy's 'Vette after you shut them down.
*You have sucked so many bumpers off other cars, your car is nicknamed "The Hoover."
*18 wheelers yield to you.
*You can fit a month of groceries in your trunk and still run 12s.
*You've ever been pulled over for failing to stop at a weigh station.
*Your car has more towing capacity than a one ton dually.
*You think every race car should have ac and power windows.
*You get signed thank you cards from the presidents of Phillips 66 and Texaco at Christmas.
*You think every four door should have a cam, headers and slicks and runs 12s.
*The phrase "231? Is that all?" and "That ain't no V6!" make the hair on the back
of your neck stand up.
*You've said "No, it's not an SS" more than 3 times this week.
*You've never seen the tail lights of a Mustang GT.
*Your friend's 5.0 'Stang runs 13s by being towed behind your car.
*The local Mustang guys are claiming they've been abused because your
car spanks them so bad.
*You've raced your daily driver against a tube frame, blown, nitroused big
block powered 'Stang . . . and won.
You might own a Buick if......
*Race prepping your car means turning off the ac.
*You have a "Big is Beautiful" license plate holder.
*You have safety harnesses instead of seat belts for five occupants.
*You only have to be careful of traffic AHEAD of you when you merge onto the Interstate
*Your race car has never been on a trailer.
*You think anything less than a 455 is a small block.
*You won't race motorcycles because it isn't fair . . . to them!
*You've ever had to take a different route because of bridge weight limits.
*You plan road trips from gas station to gas station.
*Your wife's car runs 12s.
*You painted your riding lawnmower black and turbocharged it.
*You think 5000 pound cars and stationwagons are great dragstrip material.
*The wrecker service calls you when they get their rigs stuck.
*You have heard the phrase "That's a Buick!? from more than 5 punk kids
in Daddy's 'Vette after you shut them down.
*You have sucked so many bumpers off other cars, your car is nicknamed "The Hoover."
*18 wheelers yield to you.
*You can fit a month of groceries in your trunk and still run 12s.
*You've ever been pulled over for failing to stop at a weigh station.
*Your car has more towing capacity than a one ton dually.
*You think every race car should have ac and power windows.
*You get signed thank you cards from the presidents of Phillips 66 and Texaco at Christmas.
*You think every four door should have a cam, headers and slicks and runs 12s.
*The phrase "231? Is that all?" and "That ain't no V6!" make the hair on the back
of your neck stand up.
*You've said "No, it's not an SS" more than 3 times this week.
*You've never seen the tail lights of a Mustang GT.
*Your friend's 5.0 'Stang runs 13s by being towed behind your car.
*The local Mustang guys are claiming they've been abused because your
car spanks them so bad.
*You've raced your daily driver against a tube frame, blown, nitroused big
block powered 'Stang . . . and won.
turbo_dreams_85
itsaV6howcanyoulose?
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- Jul 24, 2008
You tell them " its just a v6....How Can you Lose?"
Gary Wells
White turbo Buick trailer park trash
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- Mar 2, 2002
You have a collection of spare & NOS parts worth ore than your car.
Your girlfriend / wife tells you that she hates your car.
Your girlfriend / wife tells you that she hates your car.
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- May 27, 2010
People mention METH and The Drug isn't the first thing that comes to mind...
turbo_dreams_85
itsaV6howcanyoulose?
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- Jul 24, 2008
c n avoid87
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- Mar 31, 2010
You have a collection of spare & NOS parts worth ore than your car.
Your girlfriend / wife tells you that she hates your car.
Soooo true about the she hates it..
Your girlfriend / wife tells you that she hates your car.
Soooo true about the she hates it..
......when you tell people "I have two books at my bedside, Sir, the GN Facts and Figures Book and the King James Bible. The only proper authorities I am aware of are Stephen Dove, Dennis Kirban and the Lord our God."
I laughed out loud at that one.
machinegun
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- Joined
- May 25, 2001
You can pass a gas station but not a weigh station.
You take weight out of your car to pass tech.
your car consumes more alcohol than you do.
people look at you with that dumb look when you say 22 lbs of boost, i'm just getting started.
you have to remove dogs, children and other odd objects from your cold air inlet.
when someone says BBW you smile and images of your car pass through your day dream
You lost to a mustang once, it was driven by John Force.
women children and dogs run at the sight of your garage door opening.
the presidential science team is still investigating the hole in the ozone your turbo created.
the neighbors come knocking on your door first when their trash can disappears.
10w-30 synthetic is a consumable you top off every 300 miles or 6 hours of run time.
you spend more money on fuel, tires and turbos than most people spend on their house.
Mobile oil, Shell Chemical and goodyear send you Christmas cards every year.
your wife has never been jealous of another woman.
you buy 2 weeks worth of groceries before going to the track to get better traction.
You take weight out of your car to pass tech.
your car consumes more alcohol than you do.
people look at you with that dumb look when you say 22 lbs of boost, i'm just getting started.
you have to remove dogs, children and other odd objects from your cold air inlet.
when someone says BBW you smile and images of your car pass through your day dream
You lost to a mustang once, it was driven by John Force.
women children and dogs run at the sight of your garage door opening.
the presidential science team is still investigating the hole in the ozone your turbo created.
the neighbors come knocking on your door first when their trash can disappears.
10w-30 synthetic is a consumable you top off every 300 miles or 6 hours of run time.
you spend more money on fuel, tires and turbos than most people spend on their house.
Mobile oil, Shell Chemical and goodyear send you Christmas cards every year.
your wife has never been jealous of another woman.
you buy 2 weeks worth of groceries before going to the track to get better traction.
