The Man exam- homo or no?

[esinger]

Ooops, I should have said "4 Pack"

Well, they didn't have the big pack cans of Guiness, so I had to get the 6 pack bottles of extra stout.

 

[BandAid]

just had too.....




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[1000MileStylez]

if you had sex with another guy in the woods, would you tell anyone?

 

[turbofish38]

YouTube - Katy Perry - Ur So Gay

This chic could probably get Clay Aikins to go straight.

 

[Otto J]

I was discusted when i hit this post and there was a gay pink link in the advertisement,WTF this is a car forum!

 

[Bens87tr]

if you had sex with another guy in the woods, would you tell anyone?

No. Want to go camping?:wink:

 

[boostedgm]

guiness is the bomb diggety. xtra stout is good but i like it from the tap at a pub with a little help of a friend named jagger.big plus 1 on that

 

[boostedgm]

if you got onto a bus full of gays,would tou stay on or get off? lol

 

[esinger]

guiness is the bomb diggety. xtra stout is good but i like it from the tap at a pub with a little help of a friend named jagger.big plus 1 on that

boostedgm, I had 3 of the Xtra Stout last night and I was feelling pretty good. For some reason Guiness gets me there a lot faster than other beers, plus it tastes great. I told a friend last night about it and he compared it to drinking motor oil.

 

[1000MileStylez]

lol

 

[boostedgm]

if you havent had xtra stout in a while it is harsh but 3...4...5....6.....etc ur done.i like it maybe being full irish helps lol. but here at the local bar they have guieness on tap and they know what there doing,it takes 5 to 8 minutes for a bit to be ready and they spin it while pouring. real pro's at it.then like i said lights out for me when the jagger gets mixed in. booo yahhh

 

[8urV8]

Man this is some funny crap !!!

 

[Little6pack]

'Am I Queer?' Self Examination For Men

1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.

2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' You're fit to be framed, you're so gay.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or boobs. Anything else and you are in training and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates wherever he pleases.

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there, too.

6. If you know more than six names of non standard colors or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap.

7. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a 'fressier' is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are faggadocious.

8. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.

YOU JUST DESCRIBED MY BRO INLAW
He lives at same home in apartment & brings all these different gays home, pizzes off my father in law.. LOL