"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Otto said as he stepped out of
the shower,
"Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed
the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," his wife replied.
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Otto said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
His wife said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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Q: What does it mean when Otto is in bed gasping for breath and calling his wife's name?
A: She didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why does Otto whistle when he is sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps him remember which end he needs to wipe.
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Q: How did Otto's wife keep him from reading her e-mail?
A: She renamed the mail folder "Instruction Manual"
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Happy Birffday ya old scaliwag.