Russ Merritt
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- Aug 11, 2002
Happy birthday OTTO, you madman...........
Happy Birthday Ottomotive!!
- Thread starter Russ Merritt
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HB OJP
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- Nov 24, 2001
Happy Birthday buddy!
Did your wife take you to Boston Market for that Filet Mignon that you crave?
Happy B'day
Billy T.
gnxtc2@aol.com
Happy B'day
Billy T.
gnxtc2@aol.com
Russ Merritt
New Member
- Joined
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Chucks!! Yeah dude!!
HB Otto ..old age creeping up
39 going on 21!!!!!!
If you dont believe me ask my wife:biggrin:
- Joined
- May 27, 2001
Happy birthday man hopefully someone else was down with OPP yesterday if you know what I mean!
ChrisCairns
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Otto said as he stepped out of
the shower,
"Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed
the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," his wife replied.
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Otto said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
His wife said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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Q: What does it mean when Otto is in bed gasping for breath and calling his wife's name?
A: She didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why does Otto whistle when he is sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps him remember which end he needs to wipe.
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Q: How did Otto's wife keep him from reading her e-mail?
A: She renamed the mail folder "Instruction Manual"
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Happy Birffday ya old scaliwag.
the shower,
"Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed
the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," his wife replied.
***************************************
Otto said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
His wife said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
****************************************
Q: What does it mean when Otto is in bed gasping for breath and calling his wife's name?
A: She didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
**************************************
Q: Why does Otto whistle when he is sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps him remember which end he needs to wipe.
***************************************
Q: How did Otto's wife keep him from reading her e-mail?
A: She renamed the mail folder "Instruction Manual"
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Happy Birffday ya old scaliwag.
I should have stuck around and helped put that trans back together!
Since your volunteering,Stop by tonight and help put it in!
All wheel drive on your back is fun!
You should have called! I would have.
