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Man distracted by pelican drives Bugatti in marsh

LA MARQUE, Texas – A man blamed a low-flying pelican and a dropped cell phone for his veering his million-dollar sports car off a road and into a salt marsh near Galveston. The accident happened about 3 p.m. Wednesday on the frontage road of Interstate 45 northbound in La Marque, about 35 miles southeast of Houston.

The Lufkin, Texas, man told of driving his luxury, French-built Bugatti Veyron when the bird distracted him, said La Marque police Lt. Greg Gilchrist. The motorist dropped his cell phone, reached to pick it up and veered off the road and into the salt marsh. The car was half-submerged in the brine about 20 feet from the road when police arrived.

Gilchrist said he doesn't know if the car was salvageable, but in his words, "Salt water isn't good for anything." He says the man, whose identity hasn't been released, was not injured.

A 2006 Bugatti Veyron was recently offered for sale in Jonesboro, Ark., for $1.25 million.

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Cause when driving your 1.5million dollar car it's always a good idea to be on the cell phone! :rolleyes:
 
Looks like an insurance job to me......:rolleyes:
 
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:this is gay:wink::rolleyes:
and why didnt the multimillionaire dude have bluetooth or handsfree:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


im jus sayin:rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
Clearly, there is only one solution to problems like this.... BAN PELICANS! :mad:


And I have to agree with Rick... Looks like an insurance job to me, too.
 
It pretty much sucks too for the poor tow truck driver who has to hook a cable to that piece of crap and pull it out.

Pelican = 1, Veyron = 0
 
It pretty much sucks too for the poor tow truck driver who has to hook a cable to that piece of crap and pull it out.

Pelican = 1, Veyron = 0

Not really. The driver's window is down. I'm betting the passenger side window is also down. Just throw the cable through, hook it onto itself and yank it out that way. Piece o' cake!
 
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