Redneck Vasectomy
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> >> > After having their 11th child, an Arkansas couple decided
> >> > that was enough,as they could not afford a larger bed. So
> >> > the husband went to hisveterinarian and told him that he
> >> > and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children.
> >> >
> >> > The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
> >> > vasectomy that couldfix the problem but that it was
> >> > expensive. A less costly alternative, saidthe doctor, was
> >> > to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a
> >> > beercan, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
> >> >
> >> > The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest
> >> > fella in theworld, but I don't see how putting a cherry
> >> > bomb in a beer can next to myear is going to help me."
> >> >
> >> > "Trust me," said the doctor.
> >> >
> >> > So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a
> >> > beer can. He heldthe can up to his ear and began to count:
> >> >
> >> > "1"
> >> >
> >> > "2"
> >> >
> >> > "3"
> >> >
> >> > "4"
> >> >
> >> > "5"
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> >> > At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his
> >> > legs, and resumedcounting on his other hand.
> >> >
> >> > This procedure also works in Kentucky, Alabama,
> >> > Mississippi, and WestVirginia.
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> >> >
> >> > After having their 11th child, an Arkansas couple decided
> >> > that was enough,as they could not afford a larger bed. So
> >> > the husband went to hisveterinarian and told him that he
> >> > and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children.
> >> >
> >> > The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
> >> > vasectomy that couldfix the problem but that it was
> >> > expensive. A less costly alternative, saidthe doctor, was
> >> > to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a
> >> > beercan, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
> >> >
> >> > The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest
> >> > fella in theworld, but I don't see how putting a cherry
> >> > bomb in a beer can next to myear is going to help me."
> >> >
> >> > "Trust me," said the doctor.
> >> >
> >> > So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a
> >> > beer can. He heldthe can up to his ear and began to count:
> >> >
> >> > "1"
> >> >
> >> > "2"
> >> >
> >> > "3"
> >> >
> >> > "4"
> >> >
> >> > "5"
> >> >
> >> > At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his
> >> > legs, and resumedcounting on his other hand.
> >> >
> >> > This procedure also works in Kentucky, Alabama,
> >> > Mississippi, and WestVirginia.
> >> >
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