Redneck Joke

[Otto J]

Redneck Vasectomy
> >> >
> >> > After having their 11th child, an Arkansas couple decided
> >> > that was enough,as they could not afford a larger bed. So
> >> > the husband went to hisveterinarian and told him that he
> >> > and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children.
> >> >
> >> > The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
> >> > vasectomy that couldfix the problem but that it was
> >> > expensive. A less costly alternative, saidthe doctor, was
> >> > to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a
> >> > beercan, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
> >> >
> >> > The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest
> >> > fella in theworld, but I don't see how putting a cherry
> >> > bomb in a beer can next to myear is going to help me."
> >> >
> >> > "Trust me," said the doctor.
> >> >
> >> > So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a
> >> > beer can. He heldthe can up to his ear and began to count:
> >> >
> >> > "1"
> >> >
> >> > "2"
> >> >
> >> > "3"
> >> >
> >> > "4"
> >> >
> >> > "5"
> >> >
> >> > At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his
> >> > legs, and resumedcounting on his other hand.
> >> >
> >> > This procedure also works in Kentucky, Alabama,
> >> > Mississippi, and WestVirginia.
> >> >
> >

 

[azgn]

that is a good one!!!

 

[DCVING 6]

nice

 

[SinistrV6]

Good thing us Southerners can take a joke!!

That is a good one!

 

[NCTyphoon]

Another Redneck Joke

Subject: Fwd: Logic


Well, it seems these two rednecks, Bubba and
Cooter, decided they should go to college so
they could get ahead.

Bubba went in first, and the professor advises
him to take Math, History, and Logic.

"What's Logic?" Bubba asked.

"Well, let me give you an example," said the
professor.

"Do you own a weed-eater?"

"Sure do," the redneck responded.

"Okay. Then I assume, using logic, that you have
a yard," the professor went on.

"That's real good," said the redneck, in awe.

"Logic also tells me that since you have a yard,
you also have a house. Is that right?"

"GAWL-LEE!" the redneck shouted.

"And since you own a house and a house is tough
to take care of by yourself, logic dictates that
you have a wife. Right?"

"Betty Mae! This is incredible!" Bubba is
catching on now.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can
assume you are heterosexual rather than
homosexual. Is that right?"

"You are absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thang
I ever heerd of. I can't wait to take this here logic class!"

Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him,
walks back into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin"? Cooter asks.

"Math, History, and Logic," replied Bubba.

"What in tarnation is logic?" asks Cooter.

"Let me give you an example," Bubba says.
"Do you own a weed-eater?"

"No." says Cooter.

"You're Queer, aintcha?"

 

[SinistrV6]

I'll add to the list...

What does a redneck girl say during sex?

"Git off me daddy, you're smushing my cigarettes!"