Oh No the FBI is after me!

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I get this in my e-mail.






Flag this messageFINAL NOTICE FROM THE FBISaturday, January 30, 2010 7:42 PMFrom: "Federal Bureau Of Investigation" <robertmueller@fbi.gov>Add sender to ContactsTo: undisclosed-recipientsANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J.. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
Attention:

BENEFICIARY,

You are to contact the ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC)Lagos, Nigeria to obtain the Clearance Documents, find below their contact information's:
Contact Person: Rev. Andrew Kelly

PRINCIPAL STAFF OFFICER ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC)

Rev Andrew Email: akelly01@blumail.org

Lagos Office Address 15A Awolowo Road, Ikoyi, Lagos Nigeria

Ensure you contact them(EFCC) with your Full Name,Address and phone number/cell number.

Contact the EFCC via Email with the information above immediately,once you contact them i will get back to you or else i will have an agent come visit you at home for questioning.



Furthermore, be advice that according to the United State Law together with the FBI rules and regulations, you are to obtain the document from the EFCC OF Lagos Nigeria where the fund was transfered from. Also Note that you are to take care of the cost of the Document, which will be issued in your name. due to the content of the document and how important and secured the document is, you as the beneficiary will send to the EFCC OF NIGERIA the sum of Usd250 Dollars only for the issuing of the document right away and your Usd1.5 million will be release to you, That is the lay down rules for EFCC OF NIGERIA to release such sensitive document, EFCC will issue you the authentic and original copy of the documents with seal on it for verification and approval.



You are here by advice to Contact them through the email address above to make an enquiry concerning how you will send the official fee to them. Note that you are to observe this immediately, if you really want your funds to be credited to your personal bank account and to avoid any legal battle with the security operatives over this matter... We have already informed the EFCC OF NIGERIA about the present situation, go ahead and contact them immediately. Your fund is under our custody and will not be release to you unless the required document is confirmed, after that the fund will be release to you immediately without any delay.



NOTE: We have asked for the above document to make available the most complete and up-to date records possible for no criminal justice purposes. The documents will clarify the intensity of this fund; exonerate it from money laundry, scam and terrorism.



WARNING: failure to provide the above requirement in the next 24 hours, legal action will be taken immediately by arresting and detaining you as soon as international court of justice issues a warrant of arrest, if you are found guilty, you will be jailed........ As terrorism, drug trafficking and money laundering is a serious problem in our community today and the world at large. The F.B.I will not stop at any length in tracking down and prosecuting any criminal who indulges in this criminal act. FORWARD THE DOCUMENT TO US VIA EMAIL ATTACHEMENT AS SOON AS YOU OBTAIN IT. No body is above the law and the law is not a respecter of anybody. We presumed you are law abiding citizen whom would not want have scuffles with the authority, in and outside America.



We are charged with the responsibility of implementing legal norms and our authority is irrevocable so dont dare dispute our instruction, just act as instructed.The person you know will not help you in this matter rather abide by this instruction. the funds inquestion was depsited by those people that contacted you.



Note: You are to contact them (EFCC) with your full names,phone number/cell number and full address via their email which i stated above immediately for the processing of your Clearance Documents within the next 48 hours.
Faithfully Your's
Robert S.Mueller 111
FBI Director

Note contact the EFCC office: akelly01@blumail.org

You have less than 24 hours to contact them.

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I'd better do as I'm told.
Do people really believe someone is this stupid?

Mikey
 
The scams just get more and more entertaining. Do they really think anyone is gonna fall for any of those Ivory Coast scams any longer? Animals!
 
I'm by no means an English scholar, but wow there are a lot of grammatical errors in that email.

Best line ever........."No body is above the law and the law is not a respecter of anybody" :eek:
 
Tell them you are a little busy right now trying to marry your sheep Luo luo bell...ask them if they can help you in this matter.
 
One day...

When I become President I will create a world wide task force that has the authority to hunt down and publicly beat people involved in these scams. Then removal of two fingers from each hand (my choice) will ensure they dont try it again. Second offense will be punishable by removal of both hands and a legal name change to stumpy the 1st, 2nd and so on.
 
Send them an e-mail stating that you work for the State Dept. and that you would be most pleasantly appreciative if they would send the package COD. That this would be a way to show they are not involved in any unlawful activity.
Any way you can fuk with these a-holes is a bonus. :)
 
When I become President I will create a world wide task force that has the authority to hunt down and publicly beat people involved in these scams. Then removal of two fingers from each hand (my choice) will ensure they dont try it again. Second offense will be punishable by removal of both hands and a legal name change to stumpy the 1st, 2nd and so on.
Amen
 
"Contact the EFCC via Email with the information above immediately,once you contact them i will get back to you or else i will have an agent come visit you at home for questioning."


Since it's the FBI they should already know where you live. Tell them that you'd like to have the agent visit you at your home...;)


I usually send emails back and forth when I try to sell or buy something and get a scam response. I tell them I'll personally deliver the item I'm selling for cash on delivery and they usually stop writing...

I wish there was a was to scam these scammers and really take them for some money.

Then we could do what Brer Rabbit mentioned...


Also, I agree- Best line ever........."No body is above the law and the law is not a respecter of anybody" However, I think I'd add my Buicks name instead ie: "Angry Black is above the law and not a respecter of anybody" (especially mustangs) :cool:
 
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