ChrisCairns
Senior Member
- Joined
- May 24, 2001
NEW HEAVIEST ELEMENT DISCOVERED
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the
heaviest element known to science. Its existence was proved during the
hurricane, gasoline, war and other issues of the last year or two.
The new element has been named **Governmentium**
*Governmentium (Gv)* has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy
neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of
312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called mo-rons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
pe-ons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that
would normally take less than a second, to take over four days to
complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of four years. It does not decay,
however, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of
the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact,
Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, as each
reorganization will cause more mo-rons to become neutrons, forming
iso-dopes.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium -- an
element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium because,
though it has only half as many pe-ons, it has twice as many mo-rons.
(I stole this off the net, but it was unsigned so can't give credit.) :smile:
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the
heaviest element known to science. Its existence was proved during the
hurricane, gasoline, war and other issues of the last year or two.
The new element has been named **Governmentium**
*Governmentium (Gv)* has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy
neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of
312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called mo-rons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
pe-ons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that
would normally take less than a second, to take over four days to
complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of four years. It does not decay,
however, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of
the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact,
Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, as each
reorganization will cause more mo-rons to become neutrons, forming
iso-dopes.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium -- an
element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium because,
though it has only half as many pe-ons, it has twice as many mo-rons.
(I stole this off the net, but it was unsigned so can't give credit.) :smile:
