Greatest Quotes Read/Heard

[gofstbuick]

You can't polish a turd

 

[gr8regal]

Know matter where your at, thats were you are.

 

[IrvJr]

I know what i said, i was there when i said it. ------ Me and some movie.



wlaukaitis, how do you know im odd? You're right, but how'd ya know. Do you know me or me you?

Scott

 

[wlaukaitis]

No, A friend of mine form the neighborhood I'm sure. Did you ever live in Smithtown, NY??

 

[wagon]

Originally posted by Blwn87

"Candy is Dandy, but Liquor is Quicker" UNKNOWN, cant help it i am in college

Willie Wonka

 

[IrvJr]

No i never did. You dont hear of many Irv's though. I was just checking.

Scott

 

[2quiktocare]

"Don't suck me into your psychosis, it's hard enough dealing with you from a distance" Me




Mark

 

[equalizer442]

heres one that ive got in my sig on ephatch.com

"The IHRA allowed the turbos because they felt that since the car's engine size was a third of the others, that it would be an equalizing factor. Jones later admitted that maybe they had made a mistake." Ted Jones - Former IHRA VP

 

[Chris Wh1]

"Its better to be pissed off than pissed on" -Dont know who started it-

"F*** an "A", man" -From the movie office space-

This ones not really a quote, but its pretty funny, "Man, what I wouldnt do to pin her ears to her ankles and just go at it"

 

[gn85]

Originally posted by gr8regal
Know matter where your at, thats were you are.

Is that from Mad Max??

 

[gn85]

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then.

Everybody must get stoned! -- Bob Dylan

I'm unique, just like everyone else.

$hit rolls down hill

I'm just like a mushroom, kept in the dark and fed a lot of $hit.

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman!" -- Slick Willie

 

[Blown&Injected]

Remember the robot that floated around sterilizing everything that was not perfect on the original Star Trek?

Nomad: What is this unit?

Spok: It is a woman

Nomad: "A mass of conflicting impulses."