JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

Holy crap this has been the best thread yet!!!!f**kin hilarious **** you guys ....keep it up lol
 
Yep! My Bachelor party is tomorrow night. We are leaving on a bus around 9pm so if you are near, you should join us!!!!:D Nothing like tons of BOOBS in your face!!!:biggrin:
 
jdpolzin said:
Yep! My Bachelor party is tomorrow night. We are leaving on a bus around 9pm so if you are near, you should join us!!!!:D Nothing like tons of BOOBS in your face!!!:biggrin:
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I should have payed you in dollar bills last week. They would have come in handy for you tonight:biggrin:
 
jdpolzin said:
Yep! My Bachelor party is tomorrow night. We are leaving on a bus around 9pm so if you are near, you should join us!!!!:D Nothing like tons of BOOBS in your face!!!:biggrin:
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Hopefully Austin doesn't try puttin a finger in your pow-pow;)
 
Its not really gay if you're takin it in the ass from a chick...but you're still takin it in the ass...hope she was at least hot!
 
guys....
I've made out with jdpolzin, and seriously, he's not that great :rolleyes:
 
tb3 said:
guys....
I've made out with jdpolzin, and seriously, he's not that great :rolleyes:
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Aaron, I have heard that you think of my soft lips as your laying in bed!

I cant believe there are soooo many people that want to make out with me! Man, I know I'm good looking but why do I attract dudes???:confused: I know I should have been a male super model instead of a grease monkey. I have been called "Metro" by this chick over at my house one time but I would think my manly ways should offset my gorgeuos looks?:confused::biggrin:
 
jdpolzin said:
Aaron, I have heard that you think of my soft lips as your laying in bed!

I cant believe there are soooo many people that want to make out with me! Man, I know I'm good looking but why do I attract dudes???:confused: I know I should have been a male super model instead of a grease monkey. I have been called "Metro" by this chick over at my house one time but I would think my manly ways should offset my gorgeuos looks?:confused::biggrin:
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You kind of have that male stripper vibe, y'know, the gay ones;) LOL j/k man:cool:
 
on second thought, it may be something like this...

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my0182aPF3o&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]
 
Polzin's last day of freedom tomorrow:eek: Better enjoy it bud......:biggrin: ok bud? Y'know what I'm sayin bud? HAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
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