I've had a few people ask why I left WI and moved to TN, well......
Dear Diary:
Aug. 12 - Moved into our new home in Wisconsin. It is so beautiful here.
The hills and river valleys are so picturesque. I have a beautiful old
oak tree in my front yard. Can hardly wait to see the change in the
seasons.
This is truly God's Country.
Oct. 14 - Wisconsin is such a gorgeous place to live, one of the real
special places on Earth. The leaves are turning a multitude of different
colors. I love all of the shades of reds, oranges and yellows, they are
so bright. I want to walk through all of the beautiful hills and spot
some white tail deer. They are so graceful, certainly they must be the
most peaceful creatures on Earth. This must be paradise.
Nov. 11 - Deer season opens this week. I can't imagine why anyone would
want to shoot these elegant animals. They are the very symbol of peace
and tranquility here in Wisconsin. I hope it snows soon. I love it here!
Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. I woke to the usual wonderful sight:
everything covered in a beautiful blanket of white. The oak tree is
magnificent. It looks like a postcard. We went out and swept the snow
from the steps and driveway. The air is so crisp, clean and refreshing.
We had a snowball fight. I won, and the snowplow came down the street.
He must have gotten too close to the driveway because we had to go out
and shovel the end of the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Nature
in harmony. I love it here!
Dec. 12 - More snow last night. I love it! The plow did his cute little
trick again. What a rascal. A winter wonderland. I love it here!
Dec. 19 - More snow - couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work on
time. I'm exhausted from all of the shoveling. And that snowplow!
Dec. 21 - More of that white crap coming down. I've got blisters on my
hands and a kink in my back. I think that the snowplow driver waits
around the corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway. A$$hole.
Dec. 25 - White Christmas? More freakin' snow. If I ever get my hands on
the s0n0fabitch who drives that snowplow, I swear I'll castrate him. And
why don't they use more salt on these roads to melt this crap??
Dec. 28 - It hasn't stopped snowing since Christmas. I have been inside
since then, except of course when that SOB "Snowplow Harry" comes by.
Can't go anywhere, cars are buried up to the windows. Weather man says
to expect another 10 inches. Do you have any idea how many shovelfuls 10
inches is??
Jan. 1 - Happy New Year? The way it's coming down it won't melt until
the 4th of July! The snowplow got stuck down the road and the butt head
actually had the balls to come and ask to borrow a shovel! I told him
I'd broken 6 already this season.
Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house. We went to the store to get some
food and a damn deer ran out in front of my car and I hit the
bastard.
It did $3,000 in damage to the car. Those beasts ought to be killed. The
hunters should have a longer season if you ask me.
Jan. 27 - Warmed up a little and rained today. The rain turned the snow
into ice and the weight of it broke the main limb of the oak tree in the
front yard and it went through the roof. I should have cut that old
piece of crap into fireplace wood when I had the chance.
May 23 - Took my car to the local garage. Would you believe the whole
underside of the car is rusted away from all of that damn salt they dump
on the road? My car looks like a bashed up, heap of rusted cow crap.
May 10 - Sold the car, the house, and moved to Tennessee. I can't imagine
why anyone in their freakin' mind would ever want to live in the God
forsaken State of Wisconsin.
Dear Diary:
Aug. 12 - Moved into our new home in Wisconsin. It is so beautiful here.
The hills and river valleys are so picturesque. I have a beautiful old
oak tree in my front yard. Can hardly wait to see the change in the
seasons.
This is truly God's Country.
Oct. 14 - Wisconsin is such a gorgeous place to live, one of the real
special places on Earth. The leaves are turning a multitude of different
colors. I love all of the shades of reds, oranges and yellows, they are
so bright. I want to walk through all of the beautiful hills and spot
some white tail deer. They are so graceful, certainly they must be the
most peaceful creatures on Earth. This must be paradise.
Nov. 11 - Deer season opens this week. I can't imagine why anyone would
want to shoot these elegant animals. They are the very symbol of peace
and tranquility here in Wisconsin. I hope it snows soon. I love it here!
Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. I woke to the usual wonderful sight:
everything covered in a beautiful blanket of white. The oak tree is
magnificent. It looks like a postcard. We went out and swept the snow
from the steps and driveway. The air is so crisp, clean and refreshing.
We had a snowball fight. I won, and the snowplow came down the street.
He must have gotten too close to the driveway because we had to go out
and shovel the end of the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Nature
in harmony. I love it here!
Dec. 12 - More snow last night. I love it! The plow did his cute little
trick again. What a rascal. A winter wonderland. I love it here!
Dec. 19 - More snow - couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work on
time. I'm exhausted from all of the shoveling. And that snowplow!
Dec. 21 - More of that white crap coming down. I've got blisters on my
hands and a kink in my back. I think that the snowplow driver waits
around the corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway. A$$hole.
Dec. 25 - White Christmas? More freakin' snow. If I ever get my hands on
the s0n0fabitch who drives that snowplow, I swear I'll castrate him. And
why don't they use more salt on these roads to melt this crap??
Dec. 28 - It hasn't stopped snowing since Christmas. I have been inside
since then, except of course when that SOB "Snowplow Harry" comes by.
Can't go anywhere, cars are buried up to the windows. Weather man says
to expect another 10 inches. Do you have any idea how many shovelfuls 10
inches is??
Jan. 1 - Happy New Year? The way it's coming down it won't melt until
the 4th of July! The snowplow got stuck down the road and the butt head
actually had the balls to come and ask to borrow a shovel! I told him
I'd broken 6 already this season.
Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house. We went to the store to get some
food and a damn deer ran out in front of my car and I hit the
bastard.
It did $3,000 in damage to the car. Those beasts ought to be killed. The
hunters should have a longer season if you ask me.
Jan. 27 - Warmed up a little and rained today. The rain turned the snow
into ice and the weight of it broke the main limb of the oak tree in the
front yard and it went through the roof. I should have cut that old
piece of crap into fireplace wood when I had the chance.
May 23 - Took my car to the local garage. Would you believe the whole
underside of the car is rusted away from all of that damn salt they dump
on the road? My car looks like a bashed up, heap of rusted cow crap.
May 10 - Sold the car, the house, and moved to Tennessee. I can't imagine
why anyone in their freakin' mind would ever want to live in the God
forsaken State of Wisconsin.
Paul
