The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model)

I don't care who you are that there is funny.

USAF
6yrs

Oh, and believe it or not they all have
a select group of badasses.
Some groups I'm sure only a few of you guys have even heard of. Thats all I can say.
 
Anybody who's feelings are hurt by this stuff should lighten up a bit.

Jeez, some of those AF guys would pitch a fit if they got some of the stuff us Soldiers and Marines throw at each other. I hear the Squids just love the Jarheads too! LOL

Interservice rivalry has gone on since the inception of the armed forces,it helps us all be motivated to be our best. Sounds negative to an outsider,but the truth is any of us who served would beat the daylights out of someone who disrespected anyone who served. The branch don't matter,the service does.

Doesn't the AF get bicycles to do thier "PT" anyway?
 
I went to the Marine Corp ball as a special guest
by a Gunny Sgt. Know how would you like to be
the only flyboy in a room full of jarheads and a
few squids. Talk about trying to lay low. The only people the jokes would bother
are typically the ones that, what your laughing at
hits home. The Marines and Army both have troops
behind computers also.
 
I went to the Marine Corp ball as a special guest
by a Gunny Sgt. Know how would you like to be
the only flyboy in a room full of jarheads and a
few squids. Talk about trying to lay low. The only people the jokes would bother
are typically the ones that, what your laughing at
hits home. The Marines and Army both have troops
behind computers also.

You should hear the crap we gave them too! LOL.

The POG's are still important though ,thats how we got paid!:eek:
 
As former Air Force...

I take the name calling, bashing and jokes as a compliment. Every Marine, Army Soldier and Navy guy I have ever met said if they had it to do over again, know what they know now, they would have gone in the Air Force.

Jealousy is an ugly creature.:biggrin:

But in all seriousness, if I were in a gun battle, I would rather have a Marine or Army Infantry beside me.. I work with several former Marines Army guys and I have to say they have their $hit together for law enforcement.
 
Great thread

Thanks for the laughs.

Mike Barnard

US Army (3 years)
3rd ID
Rock of the Marne...
 
I realize that most of the people that get upset when joking about other branches are usually very young people... Most of the old timers like me been there and done that. Now, I just go along, because at the end of the day it's only words and we all know we're good together as one big Armed Force. Power to the People!! :D

Have a great day!;)
 
Nope. New AF PT is timing how fast you can run.

I'm all for jokes, just not bashing. :wink:

Loosen up a little! :wink:

It's all military humor, and has been around a LOT longer than you or I!!

I've been enjoying it for almost 40 years, and it's all still funny (when taken in proper context).
 
Loosen up a little! :wink:

It's all military humor, and has been around a LOT longer than you or I!!

I've been enjoying it for almost 40 years, and it's all still funny (when taken in proper context).

Ok Dave, since I did come off a bit harsh I'm going to put all that aside, and let it all out....now please no one take offense to this....


Q: What is ARMY an acronym for?

A: Aren't ready (to be a) Man Yet

Q: What does NAVY stand for?

A: Never Again Volunteer Yourself

Q. What does MARINE stand for?

A. Muscles are required, intelligence not essential

Q: Acronym for U.S. M.C.

A: You Suckers Missed Christmas

Q: Why do Marines say OOH-RAH!?

A: You'd say that too if you were stuck on a ship with a seamen at your back door.

Brought to you by the U.S. Chair Force. You're welcome :wink:
 
Ok Dave, since I did come off a bit harsh I'm going to put all that aside, and let it all out....now please no one take offense to this....


Q: What is ARMY an acronym for?

A: Aren't ready (to be a) Man Yet

Q: What does NAVY stand for?

A: Never Again Volunteer Yourself

Q. What does MARINE stand for?

A. Muscles are required, intelligence not essential

Q: Acronym for U.S. M.C.

A: You Suckers Missed Christmas

Q: Why do Marines say OOH-RAH!?

A: You'd say that too if you were stuck on a ship with a seamen at your back door.

Brought to you by the U.S. Chair Force. You're welcome :wink:

Thats funny...lol
 
Originally Posted by rmar
and kill whitey

Fellas ease up, it is a quote from a comedy that goes with
the above "power to the people comment".
I guess you just had to be there.

Oh, and I'm only a little disturbed. ;)

Still love military humor.

M.R.E. = Meals Refused by Ethiopians
except the chicken ala king and some Ranger cookies. Nothing better :eek:
 
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