Hey Import Power Fella, Big Time here. I was just sitting here in my office at my club waiting for the Brinks truck to come by when I got to thinking about you and your propane kit.....
See it's like this. Back when BigTime was BigTime Jr., BigTime use to be --> HIT'N <-- this hot chic with a rack that looks like it came from Bakers Connection if you know what BigTime means. Chic was good. Had skills in the saddle. Pleased BigTime greatly. But see this chic was against stripping. Thought it was wrong. Didn't think it was moral. Against what it stood for. For the purpose of BigTime's story, let's call her "Skilled Chic 36d"
Fast forward to 2002...see BigTime was at his club and explaining to his people how his registers at the club work. "See Fellas, this cash register here, that one is the one The Man sees, and see this one here that there is a line to use, that's for the home team" when BigTime spotted "Skilled Chic 36d" walk in. Said she was looking for the fella who hired the dancers, which would be BigTime of course. So BigTime went over...talked to "Skilled Chic 36d"...took her back into the office and --> HIT IT <-- to a Paul Oakenfold mix disc that Paul gave to Big Time when he was in town...see then "Skilled Chic 36d" said she was looking to strip at the club since she heard that the girls at BigTime's club were taking it home in wheel barrows..
See the point BigTime is making is like this.....See Import Fella, you were down on propane injection when it wasn't helping out "THE HOME TEAM". Meanwhile, fellas like Matt at Dynamic Racing, were bringing it to the people. BTW Matt my new Brinks truck driver just transfered out from New Mexico and said to stay fresh...said the company doctor said he had to change routes since he couldn't handle loading 40 bags a day at your place...so now he's down here in South Florida on BigTime's route...see BigTime has a fork lift to help him load so it's much easier on his back....
See that brings BigTime to another point. It's like this. Big Time was on his way to the marina to take out his new 39' Baja with twin supercharged 502s.....BigTime was riding with a "FRIEND OF THE PROGRAM" down I95 in his GS430 when "FRIEND OF THE PROGRAM" had to slam on the brakes. BigTime saw a couple of Trojans come sliding out from under the front seat. BigTime said to Friend Of The Program "DDDDUUUUDDDDEEE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Friend Of The Program said, "I keep those in the GS430 so when the hottys are ready to go, Friend Of The Program is prepared for battle."
BigTime said, "Take it from a BigTime fella like myself, you NEVER TIP YOUR HAND LIKE THAT!!!"
Friend Of The Program said, "What do you mean?"
Big Time said, "It's like this. See, if you're going to keep condoms in the car, you keep Magnums in the car. Otherwise you're telling Honey Baby that you're a little johnny...and Honey Baby doesn't have time for little johnny...she only has time for a fella like BigTime who needs a hose real on his hip to keep his piece at bay. See Magnums are for the big fella...Trojans are for little johnny." See you can check it out at
www.trojancondoms.com/magnums to see what BigTime is getting at.
See Import Power Fella, you dropped your Trojan. You let the people know you are selling the Holly Hobby Propane kit. See the 25 feet of rubber hose was your Trojan. Braided line would be the Magnum. BigTime doesn't have time for rubber hose, and either does Honey Baby. Hope that helps.
