how to deal with peace activists

[TylerDurden]

funny stuff........

Whether you oppose the coming war or not this will
> > give you a different
> > outlook and hopefully a laugh as well.
> >
> >
> >
> > With all of this talk of impending war, many of us
> > will encounter "Peace
> > Activists" who will try and convince us that we must
> > refrain from
> > retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all
> > on September 11, 2001.
> >
> > These activists may be alone or in a
> > gathering.....most of us don't know
> > how to react to them. When you come upon one of
> > these people, or one of
> > their rallies, here are the proper rules of
> > etiquette:
> >
> > 1. Listen politely while this person explains their
> > views. Strike up a
> > conversation if necessary and look very interested
> > in their ideas. They
> > will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by
> > attacking the people who
> > did this to us, we will only bring on more violence.
> > They will probably use
> > many arguments, ranging from political to religious
> > to humanitarian.
> >
> > 2. In the middle of their remarks, without any
> > warning, punch them in the
> > nose.
> >
> > 3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they
> > will be very angry and
> > they may try to hit you, so be careful.
> >
> > 4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that
> > violence only brings
> > about more violence and remind them of their stand
> > on this matter. Tell
> > them if they are really committed to a non-violent
> > approach to undeserved
> > attacks, they will turn the other cheek and
> > negotiate a solution. Tell them
> > they must lead by example if they really believe
> > what they are saying.
> >
> > 5. Most of them will think for a moment and then
> > agree that you are
> > correct.
> >
> > 6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only
> > this time hit them much
> > harder. Square in the nose.
> >
> > 7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are
> > obtained and the person
> > realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.
> > There is no difference
> > in an individual attacking an unsuspecting victim or
> > a group of terrorists
> > attacking a nation of people. It is unacceptable and
> > must be dealt with.
> > Perhaps at a high cost. We owe our military a huge
> > debt for what they are
> > about to do for us and our children. We must support
> > them and our leaders
> > at times like these. We have no choice. We either
> > strike back, VERY HARD,
> > or we will keep getting hit in the nose

 

[gn1220]

That kicks ***!!!!!!!

 

[TType84]

hehehehe

 

[gn85]

THAT'S WHY I GOT MY BUTT KICKED!!

Just kidding Dan,

That is absolutely hilarious. Not to mention very true. It is usually the peace protesters that are inciting violence... then it is the anti-abortionists who are killing people! My my how the world turns.


Good one Dan!

 

[TR Custom Parts]

 

[XLR8]

I agree that Saddam must be removed. I do wish, however, that he would have left Iraq instead of us having to put our fellow countrymen and women in harms way, let alone his own people who he should be trying to protect.

 

[TurboJim]

Thats what I've been saying for a year now! Its like the bully on the playground. he's the tough guy till someone kicks his ass....then the rest of the kids think woo...better not **** with THAT guy. But if you DONT fight back....you get laughed at by your peers till more and more are picking on you and you wind up staying in yer room watching reruns of Gilligans Island all day.

If we dont stand up and make the world think about ****ing with us, WE will be the little kid who the rest of the school picks on. We'll continue to get our asses kicked until we fight back....and kick ASS!!