My dad will be 90 years old on sept.2 and he now has cancer and the doctors have gave him less than 3 months to live. I have been staying with him around the clock and have been thinking about all the little quotes he would say during different situations and thought I would share some. If you have any to add feel free to do so. Here is a few and if I think of more I will add them.
1. It is raining harder than a cow pissin on a flat rock!
2. He is nutter than a porta-potty at a peanut eatin contest!
3. I would watch that man he slicker than owl shet!
4. That road is slicker than snot on a door knob!
5. That woman is so good lookin she might need a shot of petercillin!
I am sure I will think of more later!:biggrin:
1. It is raining harder than a cow pissin on a flat rock!
2. He is nutter than a porta-potty at a peanut eatin contest!
3. I would watch that man he slicker than owl shet!
4. That road is slicker than snot on a door knob!
5. That woman is so good lookin she might need a shot of petercillin!
I am sure I will think of more later!:biggrin: