geargrinder427
Heavy with a alky habit
- Joined
- Apr 21, 2008
Wally the weasel exuses...
From Lettermans top 10 comes Wally the Weasels top excuses for running like a kicked dog with his tail between his legs instead of resolving this issue.
#10 - my (domesitc partner) bitch slapped me so hard I forgot who I was so I could not respond.
#9 - A power surge fried my computer.
#8 - I just lost my job so I had to keep the money.
#7 - I got a life and forgot that I screwed John over in this life.
#6 - My dog wrote that PM including everything, not me.
#5 - I am Richard Nixon "I am not a crook"
#4 - My computer crashed so I could not respond
#3 - I am waiting for my paycheck so I can refund the money
#2 - I am having personal issues, I was not able to man up when I should have.
#1 - I have been screwed over so everyone else should expect to be....Oh wait...he already used this one.
Please add to the list....
From Lettermans top 10 comes Wally the Weasels top excuses for running like a kicked dog with his tail between his legs instead of resolving this issue.
#10 - my (domesitc partner) bitch slapped me so hard I forgot who I was so I could not respond.
#9 - A power surge fried my computer.
#8 - I just lost my job so I had to keep the money.
#7 - I got a life and forgot that I screwed John over in this life.
#6 - My dog wrote that PM including everything, not me.
#5 - I am Richard Nixon "I am not a crook"
#4 - My computer crashed so I could not respond
#3 - I am waiting for my paycheck so I can refund the money
#2 - I am having personal issues, I was not able to man up when I should have.
#1 - I have been screwed over so everyone else should expect to be....Oh wait...he already used this one.
Please add to the list....