1) You create a smoke screen behind you when your foots on the floorboard.
2) You go on a family trip and the headliner hangs so low you son in the back seat can't see who's in the front seat.
3) The only reason your car has oil pressure is because you haven't changed the 8 month old oil and filter on the car.
4) The rear tires are a different brand than the front tires because you got tired of buying new ones every 6 months. (You know how this cars are with rear alignment problems).
5) You thought the polyurethane bushings you put on your 160,000 mile 16 year old car were a good idea until you realize everything else on the cars suspension and steering are about to fall off the car.
6) The gas tank leaks so much you cuss the guy in front of you for throwing his cigarette out the window.
7) Why does that stupid brake light in the dash stay on? Oh ya, ask the car in front of you or the cop, they'll tell you.
8) Wow, 18 MPG didn't I get 23 MPG last year? Must be that fuel leak.
9) How do you like the KYB shocks on your car? I think it would ride better without any shocks on it.
10) Every time you get into your car you have to stop at MacDonald's because the smell of the french fries under the seat is giving you a craving.
11) You headlights are retaining water much like your girlfriend who thinks your childish for wanting to waste that NICE Mustang at the light.
12) I was out washing my car and I scrubbed this spot of bird poop for five minuets just to find out it was rust.
13) Even though it's wore out. It'll smoke the h*ll out of a LT1/6-speed Formula Firebird.
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2) You go on a family trip and the headliner hangs so low you son in the back seat can't see who's in the front seat.
3) The only reason your car has oil pressure is because you haven't changed the 8 month old oil and filter on the car.
4) The rear tires are a different brand than the front tires because you got tired of buying new ones every 6 months. (You know how this cars are with rear alignment problems).
5) You thought the polyurethane bushings you put on your 160,000 mile 16 year old car were a good idea until you realize everything else on the cars suspension and steering are about to fall off the car.
6) The gas tank leaks so much you cuss the guy in front of you for throwing his cigarette out the window.
7) Why does that stupid brake light in the dash stay on? Oh ya, ask the car in front of you or the cop, they'll tell you.
8) Wow, 18 MPG didn't I get 23 MPG last year? Must be that fuel leak.
9) How do you like the KYB shocks on your car? I think it would ride better without any shocks on it.
10) Every time you get into your car you have to stop at MacDonald's because the smell of the french fries under the seat is giving you a craving.
11) You headlights are retaining water much like your girlfriend who thinks your childish for wanting to waste that NICE Mustang at the light.
12) I was out washing my car and I scrubbed this spot of bird poop for five minuets just to find out it was rust.
13) Even though it's wore out. It'll smoke the h*ll out of a LT1/6-speed Formula Firebird.
Fill free to add more if you like.
