True Funny Story

[regan j]

I was working sales and an older man walked in, I asked if I could help him and he said no, just looking around. A couple minutes later another older man walked in, same story, just looking. The two older men knew each other, shook hands. and one man said to the other " Bull is going to get out." The other man did not hesitate, reached down zipped his fly and replied " If it cant get up, it cant get out."