Parts for sale. BUY

[ledzeppac]

Stock Turbo 64,000 miles.
$80

Red Column Lock
$35

Engine Tie Down Strap
$15

One night with me
$1500

Whole weekend with me
$5000
*Costumes included with price

Phil

 

[marred4life]

any shaft play on the turbo? how much for just 5mins?

 

[spoolinturbo6]

interested

what kind of costumes? I perfer the zorro custume

 

[rafael vasquez]

Do you have asian custumes?? or just something slutty???

 

[waddell87]

Do have the cheetah costume from Tarzan? How much for 30secs?

 

[turbolou]

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Stock Turbo 64,000 miles.
$80

Red Column Lock
$35

Engine Tie Down Strap
$15

One night with me
$1500

Whole weekend with me
$5000
*Costumes included with price

Phil

My fantasy is the French maid outfit & doing you with the tie down strap over one of the tables at Ralph's pizza shop. What would be the charge for that?

 

[spoolinturbo6]

parts

I think you will have to buy the engine tie down strap in addition to the evening with your french maid:

 

[turbolou]

Reply

I think you will have to buy the engine tie down strap in addition to the evening with your french maid:

For five grand I would expect full service with the strap included.Now who wants to watch .

 

[ledzeppac]

My fantasy is the French maid outfit & doing you with the tie down strap over one of the tables at Ralph's pizza shop. What would be the charge for that?

That would all depend if you wanted the full weekend or not. Standard rates apply.

 

[ledzeppac]

Do you have asian custumes?? or just something slutty???

I can defiantly throw something ric-y, I mean racy, on!

 

[sand1]

would u trade some pork sword for the turbo??

 

[Gary Wells]

My fantasy is the French maid outfit & doing you with the tie down strap over one of the tables at Ralph's pizza shop. What would be the charge for that?

Sort of dependant on who's on the top & who's on the bottom. You will have to shave for the French Maid's uniform, Lou.

 

[turbolou]

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Sort of dependant on who's on the top & who's on the bottom. You will have to shave for the French Maid's uniform, Lou.

This southwest section is starting to sound like an escort service & Wells is the pimp.

 

[Alky V6]

Holy cow!?

 

[turbolou]

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Holy cow!?

Cows & sheep whats next ? I once tried a kangaroo, You need a lot of room for one of those & I only have 1200 square feet of shop space. Don't recommend it unless your a professional.

 

[Gary Wells]

This southwest section is starting to sound like an escort service & Wells is the pimp.

I do have the most appropriate pimpmobile ride. I will cop to that.

 

[turbolou]

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I do have the most appropriate pimpmobile ride. I will cop to that.

Yeah Wells your new name is Velvet Jones.

 

[Underboost]

I have a weird felling Phil's anus is gonna be very sore the next couple of months. :tongue:

 

[meanchicken]

I just want to point out that turbo is another term used for a blower....you guys take it from there...

I was interested in the tie down strap....but now it just doesn't feel very Christian.....
:tongue:

 

[Drip Pan]

Is this the sheep costume? Do you take Visa, Mastercard or Paypal?