Liquor and Whores

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[1986 Buick GX1]

These are two of my favorite things!

 

[Marty Fairchild]

Oh my gawd! That's fawkin' hilarious!

 

[TurboTGuy]

I might like the liquor a bit more, but my Buick and whores are a very close second place!

Though the whores are cheaper...... and often "run" better most of the time.

 

[deezdad]

C'mon Guy at your age the only place they're running to is the bingo hall

 

[TurboTGuy]

C'mon Guy at your age the only place they're running to is the bingo hall

Older women are like fat girls, they appreciate the attention, but they want ALL that attention. UHGG.

Older Hookers, well, they just know what it takes. They do the job, well.

Play that at bingo, youngster.

 

[V6sleeper]

Greatest song ever written just ahead of Stairway to Heaven

 

[deezdad]

Older women are like fat girls, they appreciate the attention, but they want

Older Hookers, well, they just know what it takes. They do the job, well.

Play that at bingo, youngster.

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[deezdad]

Older women are like fat girls, they appreciate the attention, but they want ALL that attention. UHGG.

Older Hookers, well, they just know what it takes. They do the job, well.

Play that at bingo, youngster.

& fat girls are like mopeds fun to ride but don't want to be seen on 1

 

[Chuck Leeper]

They are hookers only until they've been treated to a ride on BIG DADDY!
After that, they call for an "appointment".

 

[KC87]

I think the proper term in 2023 is "garden tool"
And actually, the correct spelling is lickher.

 

[TIMINATOR]

Women are like dog turds, the older they get, the easier they are to pick up!
Women are like computers, you never really appreciate them till they go down on you....
New age Garden of Eden, Adam and Steve.

 

[TexasT]

I knew there was a reason I follow him. And they are friends. Awesome!