Insert your Favorite Lampoons Xmas Vacation quote here................................

[haywire4130]

"That ain't the friggin' Christmas star!" - from the last scene

 

[czimpel]

Cousin Eddy "Shitters Full"

X2

 

[BuickMike]

Cousin Eddie "Don't forget the rubber sheets and the gerbils"

 

[86SS86LS]

"Can't see the line can you Russ?"

 

[TurboTGuy]

It's hard to pick one quote. Feel like that movie is just one long great quote.

This^^^, This is sooo true.......

 

[haywire4130]

"They want you to say grace"
"Grace died years ago!"
"The BLESSINGGG!!"

 

[joemama]

You Serious Clark?

 

[BuickMike231]

When the family is in the front yard waiting for Clark to hit the lights and they don’t work:
Audrey - “He worked really hard Grandpa”

Grandpa - “So do washing machines”

 

[Street Lethal]

You Serious Clark?

Has to be one of my favorite's. When Clark says, and I'm paraphrasing; "hey kids, Santa's sleigh has been spotted on the news making his way into town". Cousin Eddie then immediately follows with; "you serious Clark" lol....

 

[TurboTGuy]

Looks Great! Li'l full, lotta sap.............

 

[gsgnnut]

Suprized Eddie? I wouldn't be more surprised if I woke up tomorrow. Sewn to the carpet.

 

[gsgnnut]

When Santa squeezes that fat ass of his down the chimney hes going to see the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

 

[gsgnnut]

If that cat had nine lives it just spent them all.

What's that smell? Fried pussy cat!