Dear forum.
I write to you today, to express my feelings of shame, mental anguish, embarrassment and shame... yes, shame twice. I have suffered from the illness, "gotnoheaderpanelism"...a rare disease suffered by many whom have unbeknownst, entered the realm of Buick, only to realize their header panels were previously damaged by possibly: a large woman sitting, a dirty mechanic leaning, or possibly a shoe-less hippy early 20's girl hitting their Buick while intoxicated. Such a tough disease.
I have found myself stooping low enough to seek comfort with none other than.. turbolou. While a great mentor, a terrible counselor, terrible therapist, but excellent enabler. I have sunk deeper Into alcoholism, found myself sleeping with loose sheep, have woken up to unknown stains in my bed and rear seat, all because none other than...
Spoolfoolish. He has put our community through so much, soooo much, and we are hurt.
We are hurt, spoolfoolish, we are suffering. I crawled hands and knees into the dark abyss of guilt, ignored my better judgement, and.....borrowed a header panel from a friend. Laughed upon, mocked, kicked while I was down, frown down on me, for I am less of a man. We hope and we pray, for our lives to become whole again. Help heal us of our disease, help us overcome our short comings, help us become proud and joyous again.... header panels.... is all we need.
Amen.