An old married couple from Green Bay no sooner hit the
pillows when the
old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was
that?”
The old man replied,
'It's fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says,
'Touchdown, tie score.'
After about five minutes
the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the
wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'
Five seconds go
by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead
17
to 14. 'Now the pressure is on the old man.”
He refuses to get
beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally
unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally craps
in the bed.
The wife
says, 'What the heck was that?'
The old man says,
'Half time, switch sides.'
pillows when the
old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was
that?”
The old man replied,
'It's fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says,
'Touchdown, tie score.'
After about five minutes
the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the
wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'
Five seconds go
by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead
17
to 14. 'Now the pressure is on the old man.”
He refuses to get
beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally
unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally craps
in the bed.
The wife
says, 'What the heck was that?'
The old man says,
'Half time, switch sides.'
