That was a funny read!!
"Some of the other items got distroyed in a fit of rage"..........reminds me of trying to get my headlight covers to fit properly and working on the car at times. LOL.
I agree, much better than the guy in the wedding dress. Only because I can totally see myself doing the same thing. Although I probably would take it to Home Depot and throw it thru a window.
I must have missed the one of the guy in the wedding dress.
I swear, every time I read this thing I laugh until I'm in tears.
I know his pain though. My neighbors at my old place thought that I went nuts when threw an old push mover across the yard.
I spun 2 or 3 times and let 'er rip. Hell, I must have gotten it 25 feet. My ex walk out just as I let go. Oh yeah honey, pet the pitbull. haha