A busy morning

[meanchicken]

The following kills took place within 30 minute time frame and were done with the highest level of responsible...killing.
I've been trying my best to behave these last few weeks, but today....I needed a release...
It is Valentines Day, after all.

First up was a 2009 Audi S8. For a car sporting a Lambo V10...these cars sure are slow. He was turning left through an intersection and passed in front of me as I waited to make a right in the same direction he was going. After he went by me, I came out and accelerated moderately to close in on him. He noticed me and went all in , so not being one to shy away from a challenge....I went all in. I reeled him in easily and passed him before he finally gave up.

10 minutes later...after I filled my tank... an STi was behind the car behind me at a light. I could see him craning his neck to look around the car behind me in order to get a better look at my GN. I figured he recognized the GN badge. After the light went green, I went through the intersection at a leasurely pace and as I straightened out, I could see him going for a slingshot move around the car behind me. He was about to try and pull off a ricer fly by. I gave it a little more gas to start my spool-up and waited a second until he was coming along side, and then I nailed it....walked him good.
This guy liked gettig killed so bad that he tried twice more over the next couple miles. 2nd time was also from a roll. On the third kill, we were lined up at a light and I gave him a little jump so he'd think he had me from the dig. Then I floored it, and made him look pretty bad.

Last kill was a 2009 Evo from a red light. I let him start it....Much like the STi...wasn't even close...:biggrin:

My own little St. Valentines day Massacre.

 

[Junior Samples]

you better get some Drag Radial's Mr... one day its gonna go left....then right, then left, then right, then down an embankment, up a hill around a tree, through and old ladys garden blasting out a wooden fence airborne clearing a family having a picnic, through two more yards taking out a wedding cake that was just put on the table for the finklestein wedding, back through a bush or two ending up at the local baseball diamond where the bad news bears are getting thier asses kicked 28 to nothing:biggrin:

oh and some kid will then drive by with a big wing and a giant fart can waving for round two:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

 

[rmar]

you better get some Drag Radial's Mr... one day its gonna go left....then right, then left, then right, then down an embankment, up a hill around a tree, through and old ladys garden blasting out a wooden fence airborne clearing a family having a picnic, through two more yards taking out a wedding cake that was just put on the table for the finklestein wedding, back through a bush or two ending up at the local baseball diamond where the bad news bears are getting thier asses kicked 28 to nothing

oh and some kid will then drive by with a big wing and a giant fart can waving for round two

Ask him how he knows..................:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

 

[meanchicken]

Fortunately...I have a lot of practice keeping a car staight, and controlling it when it's not, thanks to that ZZ502, TKO-600 and 12-bolt Moser with Detroit TrueTrak in my Camaro

I have had the GN get a little wild on me and it defintiley requires a little more skillz to keep that big ol' trunk from wagging around, but....I brought it together and managed to look like I knew what i was doing when it happened.:biggrin:

 

[WHEEZER]

you better get some Drag Radial's Mr... one day its gonna go left....then right, then left, then right, then down an embankment, up a hill around a tree, through and old ladys garden blasting out a wooden fence airborne clearing a family having a picnic, through two more yards taking out a wedding cake that was just put on the table for the finklestein wedding, back through a bush or two ending up at the local baseball diamond where the bad news bears are getting thier asses kicked 28 to nothing:biggrin:

Then after that lose control! Good kills..

 

[1986TR]

gallo iam amazed how you still have a driver license.be safe and keep the DARK SIDE legend alive:biggrin:

 

[simo]

I also got to play with a black Audi S8 north thru the SFV on the 405 with the TTA. I saw this post before I headed back home. He entered the freeway and he was up in front in the fast lane about a half mile so I nailed it before he could get away when I had a clear shot. I just played fox to his rabbit. Just followed him thru traffic until he got off on the 118. He did his best to shake me but followed him move for move.

That was on the way back home. On the way into town I got to play fox to a fourth gen green Formula. He didn't like it, so he went in and out of the carpool lane, double yellow and all to get away. No I didn't cross over into it.

What a fun day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[turbo39151]

mean chicken: I don't know how you do it. I lived in SoCal for 5 years and took the GN out on the weekends for the most part. I never had so many opportunities as you have had. What's your secret? Do you make it look like a sleeper? Do you make it limp around or something so that it will look vulnerable? I can't buy a race.

Of course it figures that if I'm in one of my slower cars I'll be next to a Viper or an SLR... (It happens every time)

Uggghh.

 

[nullrout]

Of course it figures that if I'm in one of my slower cars I'll be next to a Viper or an SLR... (It happens every time)

Uggghh.

Dude, I'm pretty sure my daily driver (96 Escort) excretes "cars I'd like to embarass" phermones while the T-Type has "fast" car repellent sprayed on it. I will only see grapefruit cannon ricers going the other direction. It didn't one day tho...I was messing with what I thought was an SL500 that was behind me one day. Slowing down to under the speed limit then walking away from him. Just trying to bait him...I'm glad he was like 80 and didn't bite...when I turned left I caught the "AMG SL65" badge...605 HP twin turbo V-12.

 

[meanchicken]

I do drive this GN about 50 miles daily. I'm not sure what brings me all the attention as usually, I'm quite well behaved until someone else starts it...usually...

On Tuesday for example, I had just left the Dr office and was on my way home. Still feeling a bit out of sorts over the nut grab while you cough and the finger poke on the not so sunny side.

Some other idiot in a G37S with some apparent tuning mods (exhaust...possibly reprogrammed...it was louder and quicker than the last G37S I smoked by a stretch) comes ripping out of no where to get along side me at a light. As soon as it goes green, he's off to demonstrate his 0-60 in under 5. I just nailed it. My tires were smoking bad and I still started to catch him. When they finally hooked I went right by him and then immediatley let out. Dummy does a ricer fly by.

Next light I'm behind him and he's the first car in line in the lane in front of me at the light.
Light went green and he takes off again, I had to let him go a little so I wouldn't bounce off his bumper. Then I nailed it and had to drift it into the next lane while the tires were smoking off again. I was realing him in and just as I caught him I had to let out and move over to the freeway ramp.

Funny ending...as I'm at the metering light...I look in my rear view mirror and there's my wife shaking her finger at me and looking like this Oops....where'd she come from?:redface:

I guess I was right next to her at the second light just before the freeway ramp. Didn't even see her there, but she saw my whole smoke show.

I had to do the dishes last night....:redface:

 

[Junior Samples]

and just think if you only had tires that hooked from the start...tisk tisk

 

[bsdlinux]

Light went green and he takes off again, I had to let him go a little so I wouldn't bounce off his bumper. Then I nailed it and had to drift it into the next lane while the tires were smoking off again. I was realing him in and just as I caught him I had to let out and move over to the freeway ramp.

Thats one of my favorite moves. It really suprises them when you start behind them, change lanes and pass them... hahaha I love it

Chicken I drive my T about 35 miles a day and usually; as in your case some jackass starts it. I don't always bite though, cops are rough around here and I know their hiding spots

Now the problem will start when you actually decide to put some DRs on that GN. No more drifting and you'll have to be on top the wheel at times. I dont run DRs on the white car either on a daily basis, because of the miles I put on the car and they would wear out too fast. However when I did use them on occasion I noticed that the car was hooking so good that I had to be careful because good traction lets other problems arise that you didn't notice before, like suspension issues, ie in my case pulling to the left( low mph or from a stop launch ) With the street tires on it, doesnt do it. Anyways be careful out there :smile:

 

[2urbov6]

I do drive this GN about 50 miles daily. I'm not sure what brings me all the attention as usually, I'm quite well behaved until someone else starts it...usually...

On Tuesday for example, I had just left the Dr office and was on my way home. Still feeling a bit out of sorts over the nut grab while you cough and the finger poke on the not so sunny side.

Some other idiot in a G37S with some apparent tuning mods (exhaust...possibly reprogrammed...it was louder and quicker than the last G37S I smoked by a stretch) comes ripping out of no where to get along side me at a light. As soon as it goes green, he's off to demonstrate his 0-60 in under 5. I just nailed it. My tires were smoking bad and I still started to catch him. When they finally hooked I went right by him and then immediatley let out. Dummy does a ricer fly by.

Next light I'm behind him and he's the first car in line in the lane in front of me at the light.
Light went green and he takes off again, I had to let him go a little so I wouldn't bounce off his bumper. Then I nailed it and had to drift it into the next lane while the tires were smoking off again. I was realing him in and just as I caught him I had to let out and move over to the freeway ramp.

Funny ending...as I'm at the metering light...I look in my rear view mirror and there's my wife shaking her finger at me and looking like this Oops....where'd she come from?:redface:

I guess I was right next to her at the second light just before the freeway ramp. Didn't even see her there, but she saw my whole smoke show.

I had to do the dishes last night....:redface:

must be that purple tint he has on his GN LOL

 

[meanchicken]

must be that purple tint he has on his GN LOL

Ouch Jesse! I wondered when someone was going to nail me for that window tint

I'll blame the previous owner.
Some day I'll re-tint....right now I'm paying the bills from last years spending spree.

 

[2urbov6]

well buddy.... when your ready let me know i'll take care of that problem

 

[meanchicken]

Will do:biggrin:

 

[turbolou]

Your a marked man,

meanchicken theres a member that goes by XXXfun & he's gunning for you. Called you a mad bird & intends to clip your wings. I would be worried ,very worried,

 

[meanchicken]

meanchicken theres a member that goes by XXXfun & he's gunning for you. Called you a mad bird & intends to clip your wings. I would be worried ,very worried,

Look at you, Papa Lou.
You miss me don't you.
Trying to get me back into your shop for some more upgrades.

Hey....there's always someone faster out there, and if I'm gonna get clipped I want it to be by another Czarnota Turbo Buick.:biggrin: or just another Turbo Buick.....

I'm surprised Underboost, Ralph or Spoolfool havn't found me on the streets.

 

[Junior Samples]

I'm surprised Underboost, Ralph or Spoolfool havn't found me on the streets.

If brent pulled up next to me wanting to run id just hang my head and pretend like i was tying my slipper

 

[turbolou]

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Look at you, Papa Lou.
You miss me don't you.
Trying to get me back into your shop for some more upgrades.

Hey....there's always someone faster out there, and if I'm gonna get clipped I want it to be by another Czarnota Turbo Buick.:biggrin: or just another Turbo Buick.....

I'm surprised Underboost, Ralph or Spoolfool havn't found me on the streets.

Meanchicken I can no longer ignore the fact that your mental health since we first met has slowly deteriorated. Its been a steady progression accelerated by the company your keeping here in the kill section. The last time you were given a shut up stupid & banished from the southwest section perhaps on my part was the indigestion speaking from one of Ralphs pizzas. I have had a change of heart & implore you to return.Where you can once again be properly supervised & hopefully reverse the damage caused by the undesirables of this section. Remember the sign on my wall,( A vehicles horsepower should never exceed that of the drivers IQ )