Your patriotic duty.... I found this funny....

WE4

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YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY

We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does, So this Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this antiterrorist activity.

God bless America!

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON

ROFLMAO!!!

Bruce
WE4
 
AND!!

Have your trusty .44 or deer rifle at your side, [leaning on the beer cooler] to move the "suicide" process along!!!:D :D
 
"TALLIBAN" joke!

How do you tell when a "talliban" boy reaches puberty??

He takes the diaper off his a$$, and puts it on his head!!:D

Notice that the "diapers" are black?? That's so the "skid marks" don't show.....:p
 
Ugh, I NEVER want to see my neighbors nude. Fat and ugly. Would it be permissible to go to another neighborhood?
 
Originally posted by Pronto
Ugh, I NEVER want to see my neighbors nude. Fat and ugly. Would it be permissible to go to another neighborhood?

Hey Bruce, I think we found one.:eek: :eek:

J/K, I know how you feel, with one exception, most of my neighbors are over 60.:eek:
 
Originally posted by Pronto
Ugh, I NEVER want to see my neighbors nude. Fat and ugly. Would it be permissible to go to another neighborhood?
On the day of the event, I predict ALOT of all-male flights to Hollywood.:D
 
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