This is a great country

[chrisgarrett]

I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is. He expects me to feed him, provide him with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because he is a dog.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday.

This is a great country.

 

[DailyDrifter]

I would say "thats funny" but I could actually see this happening and your dog getting a check

 

[benoitthegr8]

your dog must have also had several litters of puppies that it cannot support....

 

[charlief1]

Thanks Chris. This will go out as an email now.