gnturboray
Why me??
- Joined
- Dec 2, 2002
Two out of staters riding in a car get stopped on a lonely stretch of highway in Texas,,,,when the cop walks up to their car and the driver rolls his window down and says "is there a problem officer"
The cop whips out his baton and smacks the guy upside his head. The guy says " what did you do that for?" The cop replies "You're in Texas now boy, you better have your license out and ready when I come up to your window" The guy immediately produces his license and the cop says "you were stopped for speeding" the cop then takes the guys license and walks back to his car.
When the cop reapproaches the car he hands the driver back his license and tells him to slow down. He then walks over to the passenger window and smacks the passenger upside his head with the baton. The passenger yells "what was that for!!!" The cop replies "that's for later down the road when you tell the driver, I wish that cop would've hit me upside the head with that baton." Carry on.
The cop whips out his baton and smacks the guy upside his head. The guy says " what did you do that for?" The cop replies "You're in Texas now boy, you better have your license out and ready when I come up to your window" The guy immediately produces his license and the cop says "you were stopped for speeding" the cop then takes the guys license and walks back to his car.
When the cop reapproaches the car he hands the driver back his license and tells him to slow down. He then walks over to the passenger window and smacks the passenger upside his head with the baton. The passenger yells "what was that for!!!" The cop replies "that's for later down the road when you tell the driver, I wish that cop would've hit me upside the head with that baton." Carry on.
