TURBOTWIN2
ASE CMAT L1
- Joined
- Jun 17, 2005
A very gentle Texas lady was driving across the High Bridge in Pecos,Texas one day. As she neared the middle of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' to (means 'getting ready to' in Texas ) jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, Remember the Alamo."
He replied, ''What's the Alamo?''
She replied, ''Well, bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you *********Yankee.''
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, Remember the Alamo."
He replied, ''What's the Alamo?''
She replied, ''Well, bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you *********Yankee.''