Interesting Facts on Farts
- Thread starter THE CROW
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The Enviromental Hitman
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- Oct 30, 2001
tears of joy rained from my eyes while reading this post, i think i dropped a few bombs too. reminds me of two of the worst farts i ever smelled. the one was after a Steelers game, i was driving home with my friend who ate two orders of nacho's...... man i thought he burnt a hole in my seat. BUT THE WORST EVER was my friend jeremy at a high school dance, he cleared the gym with a fart for the ages.
We used to tape record farts and play them back in slow motion, it sounded like a deck of cards. We'd also fart in pringles cans and them open them later. My sister and her friend nicknamed my grade school class the "fart class". When i went to HS it seemed it wasn't just my grade school but everyone born in 1979. On my computer at work i have "the fart machine" and it has many different fart sounds, i have the office in hysterics all the time.
Funnies on screen fart? the toilet sceen in Dumb and Dumber.
We used to tape record farts and play them back in slow motion, it sounded like a deck of cards. We'd also fart in pringles cans and them open them later. My sister and her friend nicknamed my grade school class the "fart class". When i went to HS it seemed it wasn't just my grade school but everyone born in 1979. On my computer at work i have "the fart machine" and it has many different fart sounds, i have the office in hysterics all the time.
Funnies on screen fart? the toilet sceen in Dumb and Dumber.
To everyone who responded to this post and The Crow, specifically, BLESS YOU ALL!!!
Man, if I ever have children, I will insist that they conduct one of the suggested science experiments at sometime in their elementary school career.
Do you think I would be charged with neglect or endangerment?
Man, if I ever have children, I will insist that they conduct one of the suggested science experiments at sometime in their elementary school career.
Do you think I would be charged with neglect or endangerment?
LoL!!! Thats the funniest thing I have ever read!!! Also, about the womens fart...I swear to god, it may be just me but chicks always fart while there sleepin'. Pisses me off! I always let 'em know the next mornin'. AAANNNDDD...a long time ago a friend made a huge flame in his sweats...I still laugh about that. The fart blew up. Scared the **** out of everybody. It even made little flame runners down his legs and smelt like a burnt fart. Dont try it at home!!!!Originally posted by boostcreep
I have always wanted to get 10 people together and have them fart in a bag, and then smell each bag to see if you can pick out your own fartNick
What the ****?!?!?! **** dont work?!?!?! You mean I cant say ****? What kinda **** is that? Can I say ****er, ****, "edit" ****, ****, *****, ****er, "edit", ****, damn, ****ing, "edit", chinga tumadre? "edit"
! UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didnt know I was posting on a childrens website. "edit" I'm pissed that I'm being censored!
Wow ...you almost broke the record for the most attempted use of foul language in a post Keep up the good work and I'll give you a prize
......Jesse
Here's your Wet Farts .....
Found the source of the Wet Farts ....
http://www.firebreath.com/s.nl/c.ACCT89406/sc.2/category.10/it.A/id.438/.f
Originally posted by TurboTer
It's over a year later and I'm still waiting for an update adding wet farts to that list!
Found the source of the Wet Farts ....
http://www.firebreath.com/s.nl/c.ACCT89406/sc.2/category.10/it.A/id.438/.f
eiuskoalman
New Member
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- May 28, 2001
the sauce in the link from the previous post is BAD NEWS. i bought a bottle of that a year or so ago to take to work for all of us hot sauce lovers. all i can say is that stuff lives up to its name. btw, the bottle is still about half full and nobody will touch it. my advise, stay away, far far away from that nasty $h!t
