I found this on a Honda forum... please be sitting down for this one

[Eazy-E]

ive used that one but found one that works alot better i told them that my grand mother passed away and left me her buick... i mean come on it ways like 4200 lbs but it would be funny if i beat you... wanna line em up?! gets them every time

 

[gs462]

looks like a troll

x10000

 

[HighMileage]

ive used that one but found one that works alot better i told them that my grand mother passed away and left me her buick... i mean come on it ways like 4200 lbs but it would be funny if i beat you... wanna line em up?! gets them every time

"My grandmother passed away and left me her Buick." That's a better one than the one I have been using at work. ..
"Steve,I hear you got a new car.?". Me.."yeah,an '87 Buick. It's got a 6. You know,good on gas."

The mechanic,who owns a worked-over '69 ElCamino blew my cover the other day. "Wow! Is that your Grand National?!"

...damn. They owe me $614 of back pay. I hope that didn't screw that up.

 

[Gary Wells]

It's not a Buick. It's a Monte Carlo Aerocoupe. Very few made. If everything goes well, they will go up closer, take a close look, and state" Nope, it's a Buick GN." Then you tell the other party. "OK, who's looks stupid now?"

 

[lenc23]

"Owning an import is like being in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."

LMFAO!!!

 

[Eazy-E]

"Owning an import is like being in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."

LMFAO!!!

to this day this quote still kills me every time i read it

 

[notacarlo]

to this day this quote still kills me every time i read it

As a certified retard, I take offense.

 

[DailyDrifter]

As a certified retard, I take offense.

x2


But my Nissan starts everyday AND never left me stranded..................................... , still has stock exhaust and a K&N, so much torque it twists the frame, lol :biggrin:



I agree about the troll in the cars for sale section, I mean the guy doesnt even have a TR and he's busting people's balls when they trying to sell THEIR cars

 

[BeanSS]

wow so wrong post AND forum it's not even funny! haha oops!