Hilarious thread about stealing gas on 3si forums

JordanCVP

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http://www.3si.org/portal/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=139046

"I know this isn't really related to race stories, but I just gotta label it a war story! A guy I work with lives in meth fiend trailorparkville and some guy's been stealing his gas every other day.

He had a good idea who it was, so he emptied his tank, ran a quick fuel line patch to a 1.5 gallon lawnmower tank in his truckbed and filled his tank with corrosive weed killer (terralan or something like that) and sugar! This stuff can't even be stored in metal containers so his tank is pretty much dead, but for $20 he can get a new one (old chevy truck).

This morning he's looking across the street at the guy who's been stealing his gas with is hood up, car is smoking pretty good and the guy is just going off, so he yells over "How you like my gas TODAY *******!" and the guy just ran into his house like a scared rabbit!

I bet his fuel pump, lines, valves, injectors and rings are all just ****ed! Definatly worth 2 hours and $20 for his new tank.

Was too funny not to share!"

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