ha ha .. oh i have some stories.
coming back from cedar creek raceway in cedar creek tx (which is in BFE compared to dallas), im following my friend in a 93 z28... its 2-3am and NO ONE IS ON THE ROAD EXCEPT US...
he punches it and i say screw it, i dont wanna get a ticket..
a few minutes later all i can see are two tiny 4th gen f-body tail lights and seeing as im in BFE with no idea how to get home, i have to catch up... about 2 minutes of 15psi on the highway and i finally catch up to him.. no idea how fast i was going.. i slow back down to 10 over like the rest of the traffic we caught up to was going and everything was good right? wrong. some jerk-ass pulls up behind me and it looks like he was flashing his brights at me, but he is A FOOT AWAY FROM MY BUMPER so its really hard to tell... there is a car beside me so i cant get over immediately, usually i just get out of the way of tailgaters. i pass the car and switch lanes, and right as i do... red and blues, WTF.
he pulls me over, and my rear main leaks so the car is smoking a little bit.
"so uhh.. were you followin that firebird infront of you?"
"yes sir, i followed him out to the track and i dont know how to get home"
"yeah well.. i clocked him and i was after him but you wouldnt get out of my way so i pulled you over instead.. i was flashing my brights at you to move, dont you remember drivers ed"
"yes sir, i couldnt see your headlights though, you were pretty close to me"
"well tell your friend he should pay some of this, cause he should be the one getting a ticket... i clocked you at 90.. in this 65 zone"
blah blah blah.. he repeatedly said he clocked my friend at a little faster than me, and that my friend should be getting a ticket and not me since he was after my friend... but since he was tailgating my ass hardcore i wasnt even able to see his headlights.. and i did move over but he followed me instead of my friend which he "was really after" .. etc etc. whatever. i was as nice as could be, scared as **** be cause i knew it was gonna be expensive and most importantly how it was pointless for me to have gotten the ticket instead of my friend that he had clocked and was after.. i dont get it. he was one of the professional but sarcastic about it kind of cops.
it was only $151 cause it was in BFE, he was a state trooper too if it makes a diff. i used deferred adjudication(sp?) so it didnt go on my record..
the second ticket was in mesquite, tx on a road with a ridiculously low speed limit (30) for absolutely no reason, it goes from 45mph to 30mph for no freaking reason, it just does, needless to say i was picked out of a few cars, 2 women in accords or other boring cars like that.. 45 in a 30, did the same thing it ended up being like ~$150 again and didnt go on my record. one of those farking evil camaro cops.. he was a **** to me for no reason.
now my mom is dating a mesquite cop and hes cool as hell, gave me some stickers (mesquite police association, and something called CLEAT, something about safety in numbers) and said that any cop that ever pulls me over will ask me who i know and just be truthful and they will most likely let me off the hook.
i have *nothing* against cops, i have something against *******s, and it just happens that there is a correlation(sp) between the two more often than not in my area...
and one of the coolest buick guys i know is a cop, got rear ended real bad in his cruiser a lil bit ago and his back is all messed up from it. if you're readin this shawno hope you get better soon dude!