turboG
never enough....
- Joined
- Sep 27, 2001
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his
quarterly check-up...
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never
felt better.'
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant
with my child.
"So what do you think about that Doc ?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute
and
then began to tell a story.
"I have an older friend , much like you, who is an
avid hunter
and never misses a season."
One day he was setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up
his walking cane
instead of his gun."
"As he neared a lake , he came across a very large
male beaver sitting
at the water's edge.
He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he
couldn't shoot the
magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the
animal as
if it were his favorite hunting rifle and w ent
'bang, bang'."
"Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver
fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said ,
"Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else
pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied , "My point exactly."
quarterly check-up...
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never
felt better.'
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant
with my child.
"So what do you think about that Doc ?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute
and
then began to tell a story.
"I have an older friend , much like you, who is an
avid hunter
and never misses a season."
One day he was setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up
his walking cane
instead of his gun."
"As he neared a lake , he came across a very large
male beaver sitting
at the water's edge.
He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he
couldn't shoot the
magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the
animal as
if it were his favorite hunting rifle and w ent
'bang, bang'."
"Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver
fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said ,
"Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else
pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied , "My point exactly."
