now...now...
Don't get testy. I was simply defending your honor and the honor of all those that wear poly/blend in the line of duty to protect against shop lifters and mall rats.
Besides, I know that you are at work right now...and I know that you used your mall keys to get into the Radio Shack to reply to this thread; but couldn't you have stopped off (broken into) the bookstore next door and grabbed a dictionary first.
I'm just kidding. I know you have a though and thankless job, and people take you for granted. For instance, most people just come into the mall and never realize how the floor gets soooooo clean. They don't understand how hard you work pushing that big a$$ dust broom up and down those hallways. Or how deafening the ride on floor waxer can be.
But I know you make your wife proud. As you should, eating all those brown bag lunches in an open and vacant food court...all alone, if only she knew. Well, Brother, she does!!!
That's why for Father's Day you're getting a brand new black nylon/poly blend clip on neck tie to wear "on duty". Complete with the "little hand cuffs" tie tack.:frown:
You've probably already seen it. She picked it up at Sears at the end cap close to were you plug in your golf cart to recharge.
Thank you folks, I'll be here all week...don't forget to tip your waitress.