Tremendous loss, the Caddy & I finally lost a race:

[SPOOLFOOL2]

tsk, tsk, tsk....
Perhaps if you had teeth....you'd get better bite off the line...

Need I point out. This advice is coming from a guy with a beak.

 

[Gary Wells]

A beak and no topknot.

 

[meanchicken]

Hey....stop talking about my pecker....

 

[Gary Wells]

I always wondered where the term "Richardhead" came from. Now we know.

 

[meanchicken]

Clearly you have pecker envy....
Don't worry....I'm used to it....
Just keep your distance is all I ask....

 

[charlief1]

Hey....stop talking about my pecker....

But he didn't say he was getting the microscope out to look for it Tim.

 

[meanchicken]

That's good....cuz microscopes are expensive instruments and it'd get broken fer sure....

 

[Gary Wells]

Tim, do you shave your head (top one), or does the hair get rubbed off during afterplay?

 

[meanchicken]

I've explained this before....my smooth and shiney top deck is the result of making countless high speed passes and u-turns under the sheets with the ladies...

 

[TurboTGuy]

I've explained this before....my smooth and shiney top deck is the result of making countless high speed passes and u-turns under the sheets with the ladies...

Mostly "high speed", I'm sure.......

 

[meanchicken]

Abalooly.....you get more passes in that way....
Ay don't be so stupid, Stupid...

 

[Gary Wells]

U-turn would mean that you did not find the fish particularly tasty that day?

 

[whitehot84]

U-turn would mean that you did not find the fish particularly tasty that day?

Either that or she had fish for lunch and he couldn't tell the difference.

 

[meanchicken]

Never smelled one that smelled like fish...
What the bejebus are you guys messing with?
Better go scrub yeseff with some acetone or MEK.....

 

[Street Lethal]

Never smelled one that smelled like fish...
What the bejebus are you guys messing with?
Better go scrub yeseff with some acetone or MEK.....

lmao...

 

[highboostgn]

I didnt know Lexus 400's had kitchens in them