happy birthday chris carins

[idaho gn]

that old basteed is 60 years old.........holy crap

 

[LV GN]

happy birthday you old fool! :biggrin:

 

[Otto J]

Damn i know Dinosaurs younger than him,He Chris call ma on that program,I have it
Oh yeah Happy Birthday

 

[ronbuick]

The big 60, you poor devil!!

Ronm

 

[ChrisCairns]

Thanks ladies.

Hopefully I can now get coffee and hookers for half price.

Otto, we're just going out the door, gone for a couple of days, so I'll phone you Friday about the program.

Chris

 

[Otto J]

:biggrin: Have a good time bud,Say hi to the misses and mistresses

 

[LV GN]

:biggrin: Have a good time bud,Say hi to the misses and mistresses

and the sheep!



otto i called you back!

 

[Otto J]

Call the shop

 

[granatl]

I feel obligated to get him the Viagra 60-pack for his birthday, but I'm afraid that would kill him (with a smile on his face) and not to mention the trauma of his neighbors' pets!

 

[750H.P.V6]

Happy B-day "Mythbuster".

Neal

 

[JRSGN]

Heya Buddy. Happy Birthday. I need to read one of those storys soon.

 

[ChrisCairns]

Thankee additional gentlemen....may all your children look like their mothers.

Jim....hopefully I'll have another for LV. But only if you come....no way I'll use up my remaining few grey cells trying to think of another "true" story.

Jack...after having you, the pets in question will appreciate me.

Neil...if your honeymoon is over (it usually is after you say "I do" ) are you coming to LV? Last year you didn't make it and Len kept eyeing me with that lustful look he reserves for you.

I hope everyone comes again this year to the Las Vegas event. Shawn used to make the 750 mile trip in 3 hours ... this year he has a faster truck. Ron's truck is slower so he leaves 22 hours in advance.

I'm going to tell a true story here....hey, I said true....would I lie? Happened December, 2004.

Len sent me some tranny parts and addressed them to "The Homosexual Pawnshop Owner". At my address. I received it, laughed and had to return something to him...so I addressed the returning parcel to "The Las Vegas Transvestite's Association" at Len's address.

This was at Christmas time and I didn't want to wait in the long line at our local post office so I decided to take the parcel to a small town about 8 miles from us. This small post office only has one employee, the post master himself.

This post master is a gun nut and the local trainer for kids who want to apply for a hunting permit. He used to come into our store regularly looking for defunk rifles that he could use as props for his training so we know to keep pieces of crap for him. First we'd render them useless then donate them to him.

When I went into his post office with the package addressed to Len it never even entered my little brain that there would be a "stigma" attached to the package's sender. Sure enough, after he'd read the address, and looked back up at me, the look of horror appeared. I quickly tried to explain the joke but I think it fell on deaf ears and to this day he hasn't been back into my store.

So Len...did you ever get the parcel and did the dress fit? :biggrin:

 

[750H.P.V6]

Crhis,

Good story. I didn't know you and Len were "that way" I guess some people can't take a joke eh? FWIW, I'm going to make it to Vegas this year and I wasn't on my honeymoon we were actually moving into our new house(AKA: the money pit). I have to go dust off my junk heap and give it a little tune up today so cross your fingers.

Neal

I'm going to tell a true story here....hey, I said true....would I lie? Happened December, 2004.

Len sent me some tranny parts and addressed them to "The Homosexual Pawnshop Owner". At my address. I received it, laughed and had to return something to him...so I addressed the returning parcel to "The Las Vegas Transvestite's Association" at Len's address.

This was at Christmas time and I didn't want to wait in the long line at our local post office so I decided to take the parcel to a small town about 8 miles from us. This small post office only has one employee, the post master himself.

This post master is a gun nut and the local trainer for kids who want to apply for a hunting permit. He used to come into our store regularly looking for defunk rifles that he could use as props for his training so we know to keep pieces of crap for him. First we'd render them useless then donate them to him.

When I went into his post office with the package addressed to Len it never even entered my little brain that there would be a "stigma" attached to the package's sender. Sure enough, after he'd read the address, and looked back up at me, the look of horror appeared. I quickly tried to explain the joke but I think it fell on deaf ears and to this day he hasn't been back into my store.

So Len...did you ever get the parcel and did the dress fit? :biggrin:

 

[ChrisCairns]

Crhis,

Good story. I didn't know you and Len were "that way" I guess some people can't take a joke eh? FWIW, I'm going to make it to Vegas this year and I wasn't on my honeymoon we were actually moving into our new house(AKA: the money pit). I have to go dust off my junk heap and give it a little tune up today so cross your fingers.

Neal

I'm not "that way" but I'm not too sure about Len. He always has guys hanging out at his shop and talks a lot about output shafts.

Glad to hear you're going to be there this year .... apparently you never sold your S2. The same spy who got your marital status wrong also told me you were trying to sell the S2. Damn spies....bribes don't work like in the old days.

 

[750H.P.V6]

Chris,

I did actually sell my Stage II motor. A local guy "had to have it" and had the cash so I sold it. Subsequently he went out and broke it pretty bad. I feel for him but he has a bunch of knuckle heads helping him out. I'm playing with an iron head stock block motor for now. I haven't had much luck yet but I haven't given up. I'll see you in Vegas this year for sure.

Neal

Glad to hear you're going to be there this year .... apparently you never sold your S2. The same spy who got your marital status wrong also told me you were trying to sell the S2. Damn spies....bribes don't work like in the old days.