this is a really sad, pathetic kill. like killing a tied up deer or something like that. but still fun, and very funny.
there is a guy i work with that has a 90 something toyota paseo. yea, you heard right. its probably the most ricedo ut car i've ever seen. bat mobile body kit, purpleish "flames" on a black car, and a wing big enough to make a 747 jelous. i think all he has done to it is a air tube with one of those "high flow" blue filters they sell at auto zone, and a huge muffler. all on a 1.8 liter economy built engine.
before he even came to work there i heard about him and his car, so i told everyone there not to say anything about my car being fast, or he'll want to race me and i really don't want to waste my time with that. so when ever he askes about my car i just tell him its an old turbo v6 regal, i don't know what year, like an 83 or something. after a day filled with him talking crap i decided i couldnt' take it any more, i pulled out $100 and told him to shut up and race me. as you can guess he didn't do it for the money, he didn't have his race chip in... but he did agree to a race. so at the risk of making him think i have a fast car and scaring him away from racing me for money later i took the wastegate linkage off and went out to a deserted road, with everyone i work with following us. he put 1 1/2 - 2 car legnths on me off the line, but after 5 blocks i had him by roughly 3 car legnths then lifted so he wouldnt' get suspecious, i think i might have hit 50 mph, MAYBE. so after the race we go back to where we started, everyone is trying to keep a straight face as i congradulate him on how fast his car runs, he even poped the hood so i could be impressed
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i've neve felt a car go as slow as mine did that run, and i've never seen someone actually think that was fast. he said it will be a close race once he gets his chip in and some race fuel, i'll have to race him for a few hundred bucks then... he's allready agreed to it.
does doing this to a poor ricer make me a bad guy, because i sure feel like it, and i like the feeling
there is a guy i work with that has a 90 something toyota paseo. yea, you heard right. its probably the most ricedo ut car i've ever seen. bat mobile body kit, purpleish "flames" on a black car, and a wing big enough to make a 747 jelous. i think all he has done to it is a air tube with one of those "high flow" blue filters they sell at auto zone, and a huge muffler. all on a 1.8 liter economy built engine.
before he even came to work there i heard about him and his car, so i told everyone there not to say anything about my car being fast, or he'll want to race me and i really don't want to waste my time with that. so when ever he askes about my car i just tell him its an old turbo v6 regal, i don't know what year, like an 83 or something. after a day filled with him talking crap i decided i couldnt' take it any more, i pulled out $100 and told him to shut up and race me. as you can guess he didn't do it for the money, he didn't have his race chip in... but he did agree to a race. so at the risk of making him think i have a fast car and scaring him away from racing me for money later i took the wastegate linkage off and went out to a deserted road, with everyone i work with following us. he put 1 1/2 - 2 car legnths on me off the line, but after 5 blocks i had him by roughly 3 car legnths then lifted so he wouldnt' get suspecious, i think i might have hit 50 mph, MAYBE. so after the race we go back to where we started, everyone is trying to keep a straight face as i congradulate him on how fast his car runs, he even poped the hood so i could be impressed
. i've neve felt a car go as slow as mine did that run, and i've never seen someone actually think that was fast. he said it will be a close race once he gets his chip in and some race fuel, i'll have to race him for a few hundred bucks then... he's allready agreed to it.
does doing this to a poor ricer make me a bad guy, because i sure feel like it, and i like the feeling
