"Three girlfriends go on vacation together. In their travels, they see a
six-story hotel with a large flashing sign that says,
"FOR WOMEN ONLY."
Since they are without their boyfriends, they decide to go in. A very
attractive man at the front desk greets them and says,
"Well, ladies, this is how this hotel works.
We have five guest floors, each with its own specialty. Once you find what
you're looking for, you can just stop and stay there in that room. It's
easy
to decide - each floor has a sign right outside the elevator telling you
what's inside."
So up they go. On the first floor the sign reads, "All the men here are
rotten lovers, but they are sensitive and kind." The friends laugh and,
without hesitation, move on to the next floor.
The sign there reads, "All the men here are fantastic lovers, but they tend
to treat women rather badly." This won't do, so the
girls move on to the third floor where they read, "All the men here are
great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." "Woo-ooh," says one
woman, "sounding good!"
However, with two more floors to go, they can't resist going upwards.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect. "All the men here have perfect
bodies, are sensitive and attentive to women, are perfect lovers, and they
all are single and very very rich" They do hesitate for a moment, but
decide
that they just have to go up to the final floor.
As the door opens, they see a big flashing sign that reads..........
>> >
>> >
>> >
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THERE ARE NO MEN HERE!! THIS FLOOR WAS ONLY BUILT TO PROVE THERE
IS NO F****ING WAY TO PLEASE A WOMAN!!
