How to be a Turbo Buick psychic and never be wrong.

[SPOOLFOOL2]

I think I'm going to open up a palm reading table at BG.

"I predict that your car" :

* Leaks oil.
* Is falling apart.
* Is traction limited.
* Has your old lady pissed off at you for something.
*

Any others?

 

[mr84ss]

Has you way over your orginal budget

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[flbuick]

Is not worth what you have spent on it
Is mistaken for a Monte Carlo at least once per year

 

[TurboTnZ06]

There is no such thing as a bone stock GN/T anymore.

 

[Tmizunocherry]

Your GN feels like it's running on 5 cylinders for unknown reasons then come out the next day and it feels like your are shot off an aircraft carrier.


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[Pronto]

* Needs new bumper fillers.

 

[dynoman]

Is never fast enough .

 

[mr84ss]

Has made you curse at it

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[TurboBuRick]

I'll just add a couple

*will blow a headgasket
*will need a new maf sensor
*will need a coilpack and module
*will need a crank senor
*will need a cam sensor
*will need bigger injectors
*will need bigger fuel lines
*will need a fuel pump
*will blow a headgasket (did I alreday say that?)
*will learn all of this the hard way

Rick

 

[TT/Ameasap]

I see a "My car is breaking up under Boost" thread in your future. Just to find out its the damn spark plug gap from ALL THE BOOST!

 

[750H.P.V6]

How about:

* Needs passenger side upper A arm bushings
* Has a crack in the driver side header
* The power antenna is broken
* The stock cam is going flat
* Needs a new radiator

Neal

 

[whitehot1]

* Your brakes will fail because the fuse for the powermaster has blown.

* Your alternator won't keep the battery charged because the bulb in the dash has blown.

* Your battery is dead when you come out to start the car in the morning because the delay relay for the cooling fan went bad and kept the cooling fan running all night while you slept.

 

[turbo39151]

* you will soon discover that your wallet is having an affair with the damned car leaving you destitute.

 

[TurboTGuy]

"Will NOT impress the young ladies......"

 

[Tmizunocherry]

You meet a stranger whom had a buddy at one time that had a bad 350 in a GN. "It would smoke the tires off"


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[gsgnnut]

It has tried to kill you or others or both with the power masters' suddenly gone braking action ' at the worst possible time! I can't be the only one who experienced the curse of the power disaster!

 

[czimpel]

* was more fun to have when it was stock.
* you'll work on it more than you drive it.

 

[Rodney87GN]

*will be stolen.

 

[czimpel]

*will be stolen.

 

[EVIL]

Will make you smile when you drive it.

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